A mother of two runs a sex-toy company out of her house, but only approved clientele can order. You must be married and a practicing Christian.

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We need to get this person and the Pirates guy to meet - they could network n things.

This post is totally serious:

I’ve always loved dressing up in costumes and have been looking for someone to try out a fantasy I have. I want to dress as a clown and get fucked. I want you to rip a hole in my jester tights and gape my hilarious ass. I want you to squeak my nose while you pinch my nipples. Tickle my whimsical pussy with cotton candy. Grab my ankles right above my big shoes and pin my legs behind my head. I want you to slap me and ask if me if I still think I’m funny. Ream my clown hole and make me juggle your balls. I wanna sweat so my make up runs. Then I want you to cum in my rainbow afro.

Serious replies only.

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This explains everything.

So worth the 3 minutes. Seriously, thanks Jeremy - I might watch this daily.

People who talk on cell phones while driving, even using “hands-free” devices, are as impaired as drunk drivers, researchers said on Thursday.

A disclosure that I’m not 100% innocent of this, but come on folks. Hang it up.
You’re not that important that as soon as you get in the car, you need to call someone.
They get in the car, check the mirror, click the seatbelt and dial one of their pals. Stop it.
Study: Talkers as Bad as Drinkers

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