After Tom Cruise presented Steven Speilberg with an award at the Chicago International Film Festival, he commited a major man foul; he thrusted (see image below). Just before thier genitals touched, Cruise dropped the “L” bomb on Speilberg, which made for an ackward brace and solid physical push back of Cruise by Speilberg as in to say, “Thats close enough Tom.” Speilberg is now worried about a Cruise offspring possibly growing inside after the altercation. Cruise’s insemination process is still under investigation.

That makeup crew from Desprate Housewives work miracles every day.

A mother of two runs a sex-toy company out of her house, but only approved clientele can order. You must be married and a practicing Christian.

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We need to get this person and the Pirates guy to meet - they could network n things.

This post is totally serious:

I’ve always loved dressing up in costumes and have been looking for someone to try out a fantasy I have. I want to dress as a clown and get fucked. I want you to rip a hole in my jester tights and gape my hilarious ass. I want you to squeak my nose while you pinch my nipples. Tickle my whimsical pussy with cotton candy. Grab my ankles right above my big shoes and pin my legs behind my head. I want you to slap me and ask if me if I still think I’m funny. Ream my clown hole and make me juggle your balls. I wanna sweat so my make up runs. Then I want you to cum in my rainbow afro.

Serious replies only.

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This explains everything.

So worth the 3 minutes. Seriously, thanks Jeremy - I might watch this daily.