As if Kid Rock’s life weren’t already a goddamn farce, with his ex-wife Pam Anderson bowing down to Paris Hilton pumper Rick Salomon, now he’s frequenting waffle houses, getting into fights and being sent to jail. If only the creators of Reality TV would have thought of it sooner: Kid Rock…whitest white man alive…hugest poser of the century…in jail with real live Hotlanta Gangstas. Too bad he was released in 12 hours. He looks like he got his ass kicked though. Hooray!

If you haven’t heard yet, there is yet another devastating fire in the Santa Monica Mountains that is ripping through homes, churches and even historic compounds.

I’m very saddened to find out that the Malibu Castle has been burned completely to the ground.

Growing up in Topanga and Malibu I always loved that castle since I was a little girl. While I’ve never been there, every time we would drive by (the castle sits a top a high mountain in Malibu canyon but you can easily see it from PCH at Cross Creek) I would find it such a treat to even just see the castle from afar. Now after this happening, I’ve looked into more info about the castle and its owner, Lilly Lawrence.

More about Lilly after the jump… (more…)

You know, the one where some guy shows him porn and molests him.

More disturbing shit at Mister Kitty’s Stupid Comics page.

T.I. who was arrested this weekend on gun charges apparently had quite a collection and now is facing federal gun charges. His week got that much today when U.S. Magistrate Alan Baverman ordered T.I. to remain in jail at least until Friday, when the judge will hold hearings to determine whether he’s eligible for a bond and whether or not there was probable cause to arrest him. Federal prosecutors want to keep him in until trial which will probably be a while and if he’s convicted he’ll face probably five or more years in federal prison.

T.I. attorney Steve Sadow requested the bond hearing be postponed until Friday to give the defense team more time to get ready. Odds are it’ll be pretty tough for T.I.’s defense team convince the judge to allow a bond for a guy who has a prior crack dealing felony conviction and who (at least allegedly) had an small arsenal of weaponry at his College Park home.

His bodyguard flipped on him and said that in September he “delivered a 9-mm pistol to Harris, who invited the bodyguard into his bedroom, the affidavit said. Inside, there was a walk-in closet with a safe tall enough for a person to enter with a fingerprint-reading scanner as a lock, the affidavit said. The safe contained multiple short rifles, including an assault rifle inside a black bag, according to the affidavit.”

Yeah - that’s probably not good…

T.I.; Atlanta rapper and Synthesis favorite was arrested Saturday afternoon in Atlanta by agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms on charges of buying illegal machine guns.
According to Reuters Clifford Harris aka T.I. was arrested and in possession of three firearms that were found in the vehicle T.I. was driving and six other firearms were found a bedroom closet of the rapper’s home - all apparently loaded and ready to go…
U.S. attorney for the Northern District of Georgia David E. Nahmias said “This convicted felon allegedly was trying to add several machine guns to an already large and entirely illegal arsenal of guns.”