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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Crime</title>
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	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
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		<title>US Out of Baghdad: Mission Accomplished?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/29/us-out-of-iraq-mission-accomplished/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/29/us-out-of-iraq-mission-accomplished/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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It&#8217;s been a long time coming, but I&#8217;m glad to hear that we finally won the Iraqi war&#8230; That&#8217;s what just happened, right? 
From Reuters: 
Addressing military leaders in Baghdad, Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki said: &#8220;Our sovereignty has started and &#8230; we should move forward to build a modern state and enjoy security which has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years; Meanwhile His Investors Get to Eat Top Ramen</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/29/bernie-madoff-gets-150-years-meanwhile-his-investors-get-to-eat-top-ramen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years; Meanwhile His Investors Get to Eat Top Ramen 

While it surely makes you feel all warm and bubbly inside to know that one of the assholes who helped lead us into this economy is going to get his wrinkled ass pummeled for 150 years, it certainly doesn&#8217;t offer much to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proposition 8 Stands in California.</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/26/proposition-8-stands-in-california/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 18:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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&#8230;and apparently so does the California Supreme Court. There is nothing new under the sun: humans still hate and discriminate against other humans for no damn good reason. 
From SFist:
Prop 8 Upheld, Rules California State Supreme Court
As anticipated, the California State Supreme Court ruled to uphold prop 8, the same-sex marriage ban. That means that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tunza Gunz</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/19/tunza-gunz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 04:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
		
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&#8220;A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind&#8230;Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks.&#8221; -Thomas Jefferson
The Westwood Rifle Range on Highway 36 in Lassen County [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guns, Guns, Guns and More Guns</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/18/guns-guns-guns-and-more-guns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 02:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[



  

&#8220;A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind&#8230;Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks.&#8221; -Thomas Jefferson
The Westwood Rifle Range on Highway 36 in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shell </title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/06/shell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 22:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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While Shell may heart the Nigerian Military, they&#8217;re not all that into indigenous Ogoni. Shell is going to trial for murdering, torturing and pillage. Doesn&#8217;t that make you want to go fill up at Shell? Heinous. Check out wiwavshell.org for some horrific inhumanity-in-pursuit-of-profit shit. 

	Tags: 1111 &#124; heart &#124; inhumanity &#124; jk lol &#124; nigeria [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Synthesis Quote of the Day: &#8220;It&#8217;s a Dirty Game&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/05/synthesis-quote-of-the-day-its-a-dirty-game/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/05/synthesis-quote-of-the-day-its-a-dirty-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 18:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When a local reporter asked 21-year-old Richard McTear Jr. how he could bring himself to throw a three-month old baby out of a moving car onto the freeway where it was later found dead, McTear dropped ultimate knowledge.]]></description>
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		<title>How I Survived a Debilitating Misanthropic Episode, Had a Short-lived Career as a Vigilante and Had My Ass Stolen by a Piece of Shit Wall Street Pusbag</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/04/how-i-survived-a-debilitating-misanthropic-episode-had-a-short-lived-career-as-a-vigilante-and-had-my-ass-stolen-by-a-piece-of-shit-wall-street-pusbag/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/04/how-i-survived-a-debilitating-misanthropic-episode-had-a-short-lived-career-as-a-vigilante-and-had-my-ass-stolen-by-a-piece-of-shit-wall-street-pusbag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 21:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
		
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&#8220;We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price of a paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of a hat while everybody sits around wondering how the hell we did it. Now you&#8217;re not naïve enough to think that we&#8217;re living in a democracy, are you, Buddy? It&#8217;s the free [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Have You Seen The Dears&#8217; Tour Bus Lately? They Haven&#8217;t.</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/30/have-you-seen-the-dears-tour-bus-lately-they-havent/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/30/have-you-seen-the-dears-tour-bus-lately-they-havent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I wouldn&#8217;t be laughing if The Dears had loaded up their gear BEFORE their rental tour bus was stolen.
But since they still have all the rest of their stuff: hahahaha have fun touring in a Volvo or whatever.

From their MySpace Bulletin:
Before even leaving for tour this morning, our rental bus was STOLEN!!
Right from Montreal. Geez.
At [...]]]></description>
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		<title>End The War on Drugs says Bill Haney</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/27/end-the-war-on-drugs-says-bill-haney/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/27/end-the-war-on-drugs-says-bill-haney/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Pertinent shit.Let&#8217;s take a step towards solving our financial calamity by ending the nearly 40-year war on drugs. Just the thought of the waste of lives and money  boils my bones. Bill Haney sums it up nicely (in a tldr fashion) on the Huffington Post:
Prohibition was repealed during the Depression of the 1930s, as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Guy Who Sang &#8220;Hungry Eyes&#8221; Gets Popped For DUI</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/16/the-guy-who-sang-hungry-eyes-gets-popped-for-dui/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/16/the-guy-who-sang-hungry-eyes-gets-popped-for-dui/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Eric Carmen (not to be confused with Eric Cartman), best known for his hits &#8220;Hungry Eyes&#8221; and &#8220;All By Myself&#8221; done got himself 180 days in jail for drunk driving.  
From E Online:
The 1980s hitmaker, best known for &#8220;All By Myself&#8221; and &#8220;Hungry Eyes,&#8221; was sentenced Wednesday to 180 days in the slammer stemming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phil Spector Found Guilty of Murder</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/13/phil-spector-found-guilty-of-murder/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/13/phil-spector-found-guilty-of-murder/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 22:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So they finally decided that Phil Spector really did kill that broad]]></description>
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		<title>The Hash Reality of AB-390</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/10/the-hash-reality-of-ab-390/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/10/the-hash-reality-of-ab-390/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 08:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
		
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Regardless of how you morally feel about weed and weather people should or should not smoke it, thanks to Tom Ammiano it is something that will be brought up a lot in the upcoming future. I actually spent a solid 20 minutes reading the proposed AB-390 that assemblymen Ammiano and it sounds pretty interesting. Some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Brown Charged With Felony</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/05/chris-brown-charged-with-felony/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t care, I don&#8217;t care, I don&#8217;t care, BUT YOU DO!

From LA Times:
Nearly a month after pop star Rihanna was found battered and bleeding on a Hancock Park street, prosecutors have charged singer Chris Brown with felony assault and making criminal threats.
The charges carry a sentence ranging from probation to almost five years in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bernie Madoff&#8217;s Wife Makes Case To Keep that NYC Penthouse, $62 million</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/03/bernie-madoffs-wife-makes-case-to-keep-that-nyc-penthouse-62-million/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[f you thought it was bad that disgraced financier ,and now-legendary avatar of American greed and Capitalistic Folly, Bernie Madoff has been so far allowed to remain under "house arrest" in his $7 million dollar Manhattan Penthouse while his trial for ripping off $50 billion dollars proceeds, get a load of this: his wife Ruth is now claiming that the Manhattan penthouse and $62 million of of the couple's assets including cash and bonds are "unrelated" to Madoff's trangressions and are owned by her, thus making them off limits to seizure .]]></description>
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		<title>Rihanna Pictures After Beating</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/02/20/rihanna-pictures-after-beating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the part in the story where someone yells out &#8220;OOOOO!  YOU GOT SERVED!&#8221;.
Yea, Chris Brown really messed her up.  I was expecting a black eye and a bite mark, but clearly he was really into it.  You know, it&#8217;s kind of  honorable that he really stuck to it.  You don&#8217;t really see that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama smokes cigarettes&#8230;shame, shame, shame</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/02/18/obama-smokes-cigarettesshame-shame-shame/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/02/18/obama-smokes-cigarettesshame-shame-shame/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>willx</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I was about to leave the office but this caught my eye.
 It is a pretty well-known fact at this point that President Barack Obama smokes.  This has sparked a great deal of controversy, asking the question, should United States citizens demand that their president quit?
It has been well documented that smoking is bad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>60 Percent of Afghani Police Officers Are High as A Kite</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/02/18/60-percent-of-afghani-police-officers-are-high-as-a-kite/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/02/18/60-percent-of-afghani-police-officers-are-high-as-a-kite/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:37:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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The southern Helmand region of Afghanastan produces roughly 2/3 of the world&#8217;s opium supply, which is used to create heroine, among other drugs. The police down there, apparently, get first crack at the good stuff.
From BBC:
Sixty per cent of the Afghan police in the country&#8217;s southern province of Helmand use drugs, it is claimed&#8230;
The police [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Brown Gets A Get Out Of Jail Free Card</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/02/12/chris-brown-gets-a-get-out-of-jail-free-card/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=10859</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorta&#8230;

Reports are coming in that Chris Brown might not even face charges on his violent attacks on Rihanna.  This is a good amount of speculation, but comments have been made by the L.A. D.A. that back up the statements.  Here&#8217;s the deal:
&#8230;during the argument, he started hitting her. According to the police report, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps Admits To Smoking Pot&#8230;OH WOW THE SHAME</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/02/03/olympic-gold-medalist-michael-phelps-admits-to-smoking-potoh-wow-the-shame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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*photo by AP*
Some people are all butt-hurt over gold medal winner Michael Phelps smoking some weed. They feel disappointed, betrayed, conned that the US Golden Boy enjoyed cannabis at a South Carolina house party. Now the county sheriff is sharpening up the handcuffs and contemplating criminal charges.   
Here&#8217;s an idea. Maybe&#8230;just maybe&#8230;smoking pot [...]]]></description>
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