I think Harley Davidson’s are great bikes, unfortunately some of the drivers of them are about as useless as an inverted penis. This fuck stick is an example of an expanding culture of doucheness. For his final act he will drink gasoline while firing his shotgun at the nearest bystander.

According to a report from the Associated Press, a 35-year-old Kansas woman named Pam Babcock was pried from the toilet seat of her boyfriend’s bathroom after spending nearly two years there. Shockingly, her sojourn in the lavatory was one of choice and not forcible imprisonment according to her boyfriend Kory McFarren:

“It just kind of happened one day. She went in and had been in there a little while, the next time it was a little longer. Then she got it in her head she was going to stay — like it was a safe place for her.”

During Babcock’s stay in the bathroom her boyfriend brought her food and clothes and they even engaged in conversation. It was seemingly a normal relationship (except for the whole kidnapper dynamic). On February 27^th McFarren finally got a clue that something might be amiss and called the police to report that there was something “wrong” with his girlfriend. When authorities arrived however, Babcock was unwilling to cooperate:

It appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat, said Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple. The woman initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

It is currently unclear whether any charges will be brought against McFarren. He says he wasn’t forcing her to stay, and she didn’t want to leave, so I don’t see how he can really be charged with anything, except maybe negligent stupidity for not recognizing the problem sooner. My only question now is what did that bathroom look like? There had to be some form of entertainment in there, otherwise the lady would’ve gone crazy. Unless of course she was already crazy to begin with…

She must of had some work done.

It seems like any Jew I know who “breaks k” loves Bacon. I have also known more than a few vegetarians who secretly sneak a slab of bacon in their breakfast from time to time. Something about the taste of Bacon is enough to supercede almost any moral, or religious (or healthy) dietary  regimen. But now you can fulfill your bacon jones without compromising your values, thanks to the ingenious Bacon Salt, a “zero calorie, vegetarian, kosher-certified seasoning that makes everything taste like real bacon.” Check out their web site for their full range of bacon salts (original, hickory and peppered) and related merch, as well as some pretty bomb sounding recipe indes, including BACON MAYONAISE!!!!!111

Bacon Mayonnaise

(Goes great with steamed artichokes or in a crab salad)

• 1 cup soy oil
• 2 egg yolks
• 2 Tablespoons lemon juice
• 2 Tablespoons sherry vinegar
• ½ teaspoon cayenne pepper
• Season with pepper and Bacon Salt

Whisk the lemon juice, vinegar and egg yolks together very well. Slowly add the oil while whisking rapidly. You are looking for the acid and the oil to emulsify and thicken, so go slow. Once thickened, season well with Bacon Salt.

Seriously. I challenge anyone to try watching this montage of Mike Tyson’s greatest quotes and not laugh. What’s really laughable though, is the recent rumblings of a Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield rematch later this year:

British heavyweight Danny Williams told BBC Sport last week that any Holyfield-Tyson rematch would be “a freak show”, and “an insult to everybody’s intelligence”. Another critic of a Holyfield-Tyson bout is former undisputed world heavyweight champion Lennox Lewis, who beat both of them. “I wouldn’t give Tyson a hope,” he said. “Evander’s obviously the better fighter but I’d rather see him do something else. Why fight the same fight again? We all know who would win.”

The last Tyson-Holyfield in 1997 ended when Tyson was disqualified for biting off part of Holyfield’s ear, not once, but twice:

Like he said himself in the first video “I’m gonna make sure you talk about me. Your grandkids and greatgrandkids are gonna know about me. I’m gonna make sure of that. You’ll never forget about me. Your greatgrandkids are gonna say ‘Wow, wasn’t that a bizarre individual?’” Why yes, yes it was.

Society can really get to you. Sometimes you have to get a job, maybe talk to people or pay a parking ticket. This guy decided that was just way to much, so he lives with wolves. Nothing better than sitting next to an animal that can eat you in an instant, crap you out, and not think twice. And yes he has Teen Wolf Special Edition

In other animals that cause instant death news, they found a Wolverine near Lake Tahoe California. Oregon State University graduate, Katie Moriarty captured the picture while doing research in the area. Wolverines were thought to be virtually extinct in the Sierra Nevada mountains. Hopefully someone will go and try to live with the Wolverines, I give them about five minutes. Why cant people go live with turtles. I nomitate this kid (link)
First Photo

Second Photo, Much better quality I think