The Chris Farley Show is the official biography of one of the most iconic comedian and actor in history. It was written by Chris’s older brother Tom Farley Jr. who manages the Chris Farley foundation. It touches on every part of his life, even his struggle with drugs and his horrific death that affected millions.

Farley was known as the overweight, sweaty motivational speaker and king of comedy. Some of his memorable skits include being the irresistible Chippendales stripper on Saturday Night Live and playing the underdog hero, Tommy Callahan, in the film Tommy Boy. Farley’s life goal was to bring laughter into everyones life and he excelled at his passion.

The book remembers Chris Farley through friends and relatives. It shows a different, more sensitive side of the funny man as well as his love for comedy. The book features over 100 new interviews with other people in the business like David Spade, Lorne Michaels, Chris Rock, Alec Baldwin, Janeane Garofalo and more.

Farley lived to make people laugh and his sudden death was a tragedy around the world. It is a tell-all story that includes a portrait of his family trapped by his drug addiction and the difficulty his father went through to bury his son. He was eventually torn apart by his inner most thoughts but he needs to be remembered as an amazing person and extremely talented comedian. There will never be another like him and he will never be forgotten.

It is on the bestseller list so go pick up a copy! Man, I loved that guy .. RIP

A drunk 64-year-old Australian man was found asleep on a highway in northern Australia in his motorized wheelchair. The police charged him with drunk driving. Wheeling under the influence? I’ve heard of biking under the influence but only here in the drunkie town that is Chico, Cali.

Police officers saw the man slumped over himself in his wheelchair at 10 a.m. on Friday morning. He must have started early. He was sitting on an exit lane and cars were swerving around him. He was breathalized and blew a 0.301, more than six times over the legal driving limit. He must have started REALLY early. Understandable because the man had to make a nine mile trip to a buddy’s house.

For your info: other classes of vehicles subject to drunk driving laws include horses, bicycles and motorized wheelchairs. So I guess stick with a hand operated wheelchair and get shitfaced.

This picture frightened me even more than this post.

Way too early to see this pop up on my computer screen, especially before coffee. This photo is of New York wealthy socialite, Jocelyn Wildenstein. The media has properly nicknamed her as “Cat Woman.” Her husband had an affair with a Russian supermodel which must have turned off her ability to think straight because it sparked her series of plastic surgeries. $4,000,000 to look this scary? And she used to be so pretty..

Last night some friends and I wanted to hang out and have a couple of drinks and pass the time. The problem was, we were (and still are) all broke. So what did we do? I scrounged up 6 dollars worth of quarters and went to my local supermarket. I wanted to get the most bang for my buck so to speak, so I scanned the shelves quite intently looking for the best value. During my search I stumbled upon 24oz cans of ice cold Busch Beer for $1.29 a piece. I hadn’t drank Busch much in my day so I was a little scared, but my financial state facilitated me taking the chance. After tax and CRV it came out to $5.96 for four tall cans. PERFECT!! I have to say I was quite proud of myself for finding such a deal.

After presenting the goods to my grateful friends I took the plunge and cracked one open to try for myself. To say that I was pleasantly surprised would be an understatement. It tasted good!! We all agreed, and proceeded to drink our beers, laugh, make fun of each other, ask a Magic 8 Ball stupid questions, play with a random neighborhood cat, and get investigated by a passing raccoon.

Busch Beer, you rule. Truly as smooth as your name.

The Sonoma-Marin Fair puts on the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition annually in Petaluma, California and man, there are some hideous pooches. I was lucky enough to have viewed this event on television and there was a fine crop of hairless, toothless, crazy eyed dogs running around. The lucky 2008 winner was Gus, a Chinese-Crested, from Florida.

He captivated the judges and won the crowds hearts. A dog named Sam has won for the past three years but sadly died giving Gus the opportunity for the gold. Gus was a rescue dog from a bad home. He suffers from skin cancer - poor pup He won based on his unique looks. Gus is completely hairless, has only three legs and is missing one eye. His fourth leg was removed due to a skin tumor and his eye was lost in a cat fight. He now lives in a loving home with a mother and daughter who still think Gus is perrrty despite his complications.

After reading the Anthony Kiedis biography Scar Tissue of his crazy, insane and badass life I found this picture kind of amusing. And no one is freaking out about car seat safety like with Britney Spears? Ha.