And totally peed on that shit.

Perhaps she may find it worth while to squander all her money on blow, remove her breast implants and spend some time in a Mexican library.

Who else has a slight hunch that night vision Tila Tequila porn may be surfacing on the web any second now?

Ladies and gentlemen, please pray for Tila Tequila! Someone has stolen her laptop from the airport. Click here to go to her stupid blog post.

I am so upset right now! I was traveling from LA earlier today to Mexico and someone at the airport security actually opened up my suitcase and straight up STOLE MY LAPTOP!!!! How can someone do something so horrible? I mean, we give these people at the airports our trust when we check in our luggage, knowing and trusting that the airport security is there is make sure that our things are properly taken care of and what do they do’??? They betray our trust and take advantage of their rights and steal our things! I am so sad right now I could cry….

Truly horrific. I think Mr. Douchebag has it, Tila.

If this isn’t the BEST FUCKING WENDY’S COMMERCIAL EVER
I don’t know what is.
According to this video and Mr. Taylor’s recent studies, David Hasselhoff will live to be too goddamn old to pay for his children to video tape him piss ass drunk on the floor. At least he’s home safe and not out on the town bending fenders.

Out of respect for the Hoff, and thanks to some duly noted flaws in our society today, pointed out in a conversation I had this morning with friend David Alvarez of Shaolin Temple of Boom, I’ve removed the video and replaced it with a link giving people the option to make the viewing choice.

I personally think Hammerd Hoff is better than no Hoff at all.
But at the same time think if his daughter was trying to get him help, she could have approached the situation in a better way… better than attempting to put her father through much social humiliation and criticism.

Entertainment is entertainment. When the spectator is pushing to get behind the curtain, or even when the curtain is pulled back by loved ones of said entertainer(s) it becomes intrusive. And unfortunately that is the mindset of United States culture today. Entertainment is intrusion. Intrusion is entertainment.

That being said… I would kill for the opportunity to get mashed and eat Wendy’s on the Hoff’s floor with the man himself…

Always in constant pursuit of all that is professional and inspiring we here at the synthesis network enjoy the priceless services of interns just like this one. Our Beloved Mitch will now demonstrate for you the true and proper chicken truth.

Ah, MTV’s 2007 Music Video Awards. Can you say RAPTURE?

September 9th, 2007: Hundreds of thousands will turn in to MTV’s Video Music Awards, which for one night only, will out-glitz the gaudy umbrage that occurs every day in the Las Vegas Palms Casino Resort.

MTV + Las Vegas = A match vomited in heaven.

Actually, it looks like a pretty noteworthy lineup this year:
Lil Wayne. Nelly Furtado. Common. Gym Class Heroes. T-Pain. Cee-Lo (Gnarles Barkley). Daniel Merriweather. Kanye West. Timbaland. Fall Out Boy. Amy Winehouse. Chris Brown. The Foo Fighters. Rihanna.

All the same, if I’m watching TV on September 9th, I’m watching the season premier of Curb Your Enthusiasm: The most uncomfortable and hilarious half-hour on television. Period.

Fake Products. Real People. I love Superdeluxe.

“Now it’s just a matter of placing Rusty’s body into this very attractive disposal bag…”