Check out these awesome pics French photographer Cedric Delsaux snapped of Star Wars characters in modern day surroundings. EPIC!

Actress (kinda) Tricia Walsh-Smith lost her marbles and decided that the best way to divorce her baller husband was to post a youtube video explaining what a dick he was.

Some prominent New York divorce lawyers couldn’t think of another case where a spouse — in this instance, the wife of a major Broadway theater operator — had taken to YouTube to spill the secrets of a marriage in an apparent effort to gain leverage and humiliate the other side.

Did I mention she is absolutely insane?.

Ironically named Alaskan rapper “Joker The Bailbondsman” has been sentenced to ten years in prison after he sold crack to a government informant. 3rd biggest mistake.

His 2nd biggest mistake was in 2004 when he was caught throwing 2 ounces of crack out of a car, while being chased by Anchorage police officers.

And his number one biggest mistake was thinking a name like Joker The Bailbondsman and rapping in Alaska was a thick enough disguise to get away with selling crack cocaine.

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As previously mentioned, Sub Pop has been planning a little party for their 20th anniversary. Rumors circulate, but now, Sub Pop has made an official announcement. From their press release:

In unabashedly conspicuous celebration of 20 years of not going out of business (sometimes only barely), Seattle’s Sub Pop Records will gather past and present label-mates for a series of events, including a two-day festival at Marymoor Park on July 12 & 13 and a comedy show on July 11 at Seattle’s Moore Theatre. Proceeds from the sale of tickets will go to support beneficiaries of each participating act’s choosing. Tickets go on sale April 26 at 12 PM Pacific at SubPop.com and all Ticketmaster locations.

Confirmed performers include Iron & Wine, Kiwi comedy/rock duo Flight of the Conchords and influential grunge band Green River will make a reunion. Performers for the comedy show include Patton Oswalt, Eugene Mirman, Todd Barry and surprise guests. Sub Pop promises more performer announcements in the coming months as well as special guests.

Tickets go on sale and noon Pacific, April 26th at Subpop.com, Ticketmaster.com or by calling (206) 628-0888. And they’re not even that expensive. Early discount tickets will cost $30 for a one-day pass, $50 for two days; prices will increase to $35 and $60 respectively after May 10th. Comedy show tickets are $20 and available starting the same day and via the same venues. A full list of confirmed bands performing after the jump.
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Forget flying cars, time travel, cures for cancer, energy conservation, Gb’s of info implanted in your brain, NOW IS THE TIME FOR SEXBOTS!!!!!!!1, says David N.L. Levy, author of Love and Sex with Robots: The Evolution of Human-Robot Relations.
Here’s some quotes:

“Love and sex with robots on a grand scale is inevitable.”

Hmm… why?…

“Love with robots will be as normal as love with other humans, while the number of sexual acts and lovemaking positions commonly practiced between humans will be extended, as robots teach us more than is in all of the world’s published sex manuals combined.

Levy claims that just as we love our cars, our computers, our iPods, it is quite probable that we will also fall in love with sexbots, despite the lack of emotional intimacy. No doubt, women have taken to battery-powered sexual enhancement products as never before. So robot-sex is just a natural extension of a vibrator. Grateful for the immense physical pleasures attained from their robot-induced orgasms, women will be enthralled with their virtual lover’s love-making skills.

Waitaminute. I don’t think that’s a proper comparison. A good one would be like the bimbo that you had fantastic sex with and didn’t really care about. He/She was just hot, but nothing compared to the one that broke your heart, right? One point for love!

Men, on the other hand, will lust after sexbots for purely physical reasons. They may, however, use the sexbots in exploring their feelings on a deeper level.

PSH! Ya. Right. Have you ever heard of a guy exploring the Internet for love advice after jerking off to bangbus.com? I predict men would rather explore the possibility of their sexbot making them a pastrami sandwich.

How far off are we from making lifelike sexbots with artificial skin and everything? Not far, my friend, not far at all. In fact, Korea’s Axis is already making them. They’re called Honeydolls and they go for about $7,000 a piece (of ass!).

Recently in an interview with People at the CMT Awards, Snoop Dogg paused in the middle of his sentence as he was flipping through a magazine, to remark on a picture of LeAnn Rimes:

“Wow – damn! Who is that?” Snoop asked of the mag. After finding out it was LeAnn Rimes, he said, “She is beautiful! Wow, wow, wow.” Shortly afterwards, Snoop met Ms. Rimes and told her, “You look like Marilyn Monroe!”

Funny he should mention Monroe. Perhaps he was hinting at the possibility of making a sex tape?