This is the best low-budget music video ever and has sparked new inspiration for the Synthesis low-budget film series that, for now, we’re calling Manchild Drink Beer… kind of like Aqua Teen Hunger Force. WTF is up with that? No matter, things are about to get a whole lot more nekkid around here. I dunno if our Videomatt can handle editing something like this…

Yup, that’s Dizzee Rascal you hear, along with David Byrne. Brighton Port Authority is the British band better known as BPA. And I heard Fatboy Slim directed this. Now you know.

Yeah, apart from our award winning blog* I know we’re supposed to put out a magazine called “Synthesis,” either on news stands or distributed digitally. Sorry about that. We’ve been too busy drinking beer and playing with toys.

I mean, breaking collectible action figures while improv-ing skits about economic stimulus checks and kosher giraffes is important work and all, but…

*If you call your blog “award winning” enough times, it starts to actually become so. Or at least move into the gray area between fiction and fact.

DJ’s are so cute when they’re just messin’ around… From Thudrumble’s Youtube:

I happened to catch Q goofin’ around with his new huge Star Wars figure. He just got this rare General Grievous sculpture in the mail today. So he’s actin’ like a happy fool on the fader! He was so thrilled this collector’s piece got to his house after paying for it online and waiting forever, so he pulled out the trusty “Superseal” record and did a ‘happy’ drum skratch to welcome the General… what a dork, especially right before he gets that text or whatever on his iphone =P!
The thing is 25″ high and is incredible! Only 2,500 were made and pretty much sold out everywhere! If you find the one with the cape, it’s even rarer! Like the QFO for Star Wars fans!
General Grievous Figure 1/4 Scale Star Wars Premium Format Figure by Sideshow

First Dave Motari, now this faceless asshole. Granted, sheep aren’t as cute as puppies and we do eat them, but blowing up living things just to laugh (maniacally) for a minute is … well … it’s fucking LAME! Is the military cranking out these monsters or are they just rotten apples that make you hate the whole breed? Either way, these boys are ba-a-a-aaaad. Sorry, had to.

Without the cream filling…

I love chewing on dicks!

Never mind the fact that this video is a black and white hand held of the television. This is Chris Farley’s first national interview on the Tonight Show in 1992. Well worth the watch for any Farley fan.