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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Comedy</title>
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	<link>http://blog.synthesis.net</link>
	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>In the Blogosphere it&#8217;s not called stealing</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/15/in-the-blogosphere-its-not-called-stealing/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/15/in-the-blogosphere-its-not-called-stealing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[superpoop]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[superpoop.com]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=13089</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;as long as you mention the fact that you&#8217;re blatantly taking other people&#8217;s work and posing it on your own blog. 
superpoop.com
INTERNET!

	Tags: blogosphere &#124; superpoop &#124; superpoop.com

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		<title>Because YouTube Doesn&#8217;t Allow Users To Upload &#8220;Ras Trent,&#8221; or any other SNL The Lonely Island Videos&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/02/because-youtube-doesnt-allow-users-to-upload-ras-trent-or-any-other-snl-the-lonely-island-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[" or any other SNL The Lonley Island Videos...]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Because YouTube Doesn't Allow Users To Upload "Ras Trent]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12839</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and all they have on YouTube are music files with pictures because NBC takes sharing violations seriously&#8230;ugh.
Yesterday some friends and I were talking and they referenced &#8220;Ras Trent,&#8221; and since I don&#8217;t watch much TV (except what&#8217;s on Hulu.com) I had no idea what they were talking about. After failing to find it on YouTube [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Manny Ramirez Tests Positive!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/07/manny-ramirez-tests-positive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 17:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12498</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Well I&#8217;ll be damned! Manny Ramirez now officially joins the lowly ranks of Barry Bonds, Mark MacGwire, Rafael Palmeiro, Roger Clemens, etc, etc, etc&#8230; This morning MLB announced that Ramirez had tested positive for a banned substance, which Ramirez reports he took unknowingly due to a recent personal health medication he had prescribed by a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mini Van Highway</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/05/mini-van-highway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 06:42:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Douchébag</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12458</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Shits Gangster.


	Tags: awesome &#124; computer &#124; dance &#124; eric &#124; show &#124; synth &#124; tim

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		<title>Weighing In on Dom DeLuise</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/05/weighing-in-on-dom-deluise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 18:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12426</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
LOS ANGELES (AP) Actor, comedian and chef Dom DeLuise has died. He appeared in scores of movies and TV shows and in Broadway plays, and voiced characters for cartoon shows. He also authored two cookbooks. His son says he died in his sleep after a long illness. Dom DeLuise was 75.
While his IMDB profile credits [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FUCK OFF AND DIE</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/23/fuck-off-and-die/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/23/fuck-off-and-die/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12258</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Yeah, that&#8217;s right. 


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		<title>As Today is The Anniversary of the Columbine Massacre AND Hitler&#8217;s Birthday</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/20/as-today-is-the-anniversary-of-the-columbine-massacre-and-hitlers-birthday/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/20/as-today-is-the-anniversary-of-the-columbine-massacre-and-hitlers-birthday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12197</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As today is the anniversary of the Columbine Massacre AND Adolph Hitler&#8217;s Birthday&#8230;LET&#8217;S GET TOTALLY STONED!

&#8220;Will you please send rescue? Please Come. We made brownies, and I think we&#8217;re dead. I really do.&#8221;

	Tags: anniversary &#124; columbine massacre &#124; hitle &#124; hitler

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		<title>&#8220;All-Time&#8221; Movie-Grossing For Assholes</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/18/all-time-movie-grossing-for-assholes/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/18/all-time-movie-grossing-for-assholes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 09:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12182</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
So the Harry Potter franchise is about to become the number one grossing cinematic what-have-you in the history of film. The top dog in all-time moneymakers. But, is it not worth saying that GROSS SUCCESS should be adjusted to the time of said film&#8217;s release? How is it even possible to compare the total dollars [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Linsay Lohan: Alone, Looking for Love</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/14/linsay-lohan-alone-looking-for-love/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/14/linsay-lohan-alone-looking-for-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harland</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It's good to see that Lindsay has a sense of humor about being an insanely narcissistic alcoholic celebrity who was, at some point, maybe a lesbian.]]></description>
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		<title>Zombie Jesus Day</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/13/zombie-jesus-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harland</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12032</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is what I did. FUCKYEAHHARLAND!!]]></description>
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		<title>FUCKYEAHINTERNETZ!!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/13/fuckyeahinternetz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harland</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12028</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every time I get on the internet now or check my tumblr, there is always a new "fuck yeah" blog that's been reposted with the headline or description as "FUCK. YES".]]></description>
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		<title>OMeGle</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/08/omegle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harland</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=11907</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[great way to have some laughs and screw with people]]></description>
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		<title>Art Wellersdick Meets The Economy</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/08/art-wellersdick-meets-the-economy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
		
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It is a strange time when the American Way of Life crashes. Fear and a sense of impending doom tend to drive otherwise rational people into deep fits of despair. People drool and babble and fall all over themselves at the prospect of having to live within their means. When Americans are forced to accept [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mighty Boosh to Premier on Adult Swim This Sunday</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/27/the-mighty-boosh-to-premier-on-adult-swim-this-sunday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
They hoppin&#8217; the pond ai&#8217;ght? Weal Brit-Tish comedy, eh? I think they&#8217;re a band. This press release will probably clear it up, right.
British Comedy The Mighty Boosh Debuts on Adult Swim
Innovative Televisions Series from Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding Begins March 29, 2009
The Mighty Boosh will make its way to the U.S. on Sunday, March [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Colbert Space Module: Dare To Dream</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/11/the-colbert-space-module-dare-to-dream/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been without cable television for about two and a half years, and overall that absence hasn&#8217;t done me a lick of harm. And while it would be nice to watch six hours of M*A*S*H* before going to bed, there isn&#8217;t much I&#8217;m missing out on&#8230;except Stewart and Colbert. I swear, I&#8217;d pay just to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Demetri Martin Writes Super Long Palindrome Poem</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/10/demetri-martin-writes-super-long-palindrome-poem/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/10/demetri-martin-writes-super-long-palindrome-poem/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m pretty worn out right now, considering last night the Black Label Society rolled through chico and effectively shredded our asses off.  Zakk Wylde is still amazing.  

Demetri Martin is also amazing.  His new show &#8220;Important Things&#8221; is pretty damn good, minus the little skits he does.  I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Almost Funny&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/02/almost-funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=11169</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and by &#8220;almost funny,&#8221; I really mean as in &#8220;Grandma finally got email and now she sends me things like this.&#8221; But seeing as people like my family actually occasionally visit this blog (To Family: Sorry about all the curse words, by the way), I&#8217;ve decided to share this with EVERYONE.

There you go. Almost forgot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drugs </title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/02/12/drugs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 23:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[New office poll: What drugs is Joaquin Phoenix on? Seriously?
Reply with your thoughts, please.


	Tags: david letterman &#124; drugs &#124; joaquin phoenix &#124; sunglasses &#124; talk show

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		<title>Drugs are&#8230;   Funny?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/02/05/drugs-are-funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SanniSomebody</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe not if you&#8217;re Michael Phelps. A 23 year old American male&#8230; who smokes weed? SHOCKING!
Get over it people.
 
 
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		<title>My Party School Has A Riot Problem, So College!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/01/30/my-party-school-has-a-riot-problem-so-college/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
		
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