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		<title>A Balanced Diet</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/18/a-balanced-diet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 23:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harland</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If you're like me, that is broke and lazy with an addictive personality who smokes and drinks all the time, this is probably some pretty good news for you. I've been killing time for years smoking and drinking alcohol and coffee the whole time thinking I was killing myself. But apparently the combination of the three sort of works for you in that the cigarettes make the coffee bad and the coffee protects the liver from all the poison of getting smashed every night. So, instead of all three of those things wreaking havoc on your insides, it's really just one. I feel much better about my life now. I'm gonna go buy a pack.]]></description>
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		<title>New Sweeps at Synthesis.net: The Vaselines &#038; Toxic Avenger Musical</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/06/new-sweeps-at-synthesisnet-the-vaselines-toxic-avenger-musical/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/06/new-sweeps-at-synthesisnet-the-vaselines-toxic-avenger-musical/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 19:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[New Sweeps at Synthesis.net: The Vaselines & Toxic Avenger Musical]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
The Toxic Avenger Musical (written by one of the Bon Jovi dudes, for reals) right HERE.

Vaselines right HERE.

	Tags: Bon Jovi &#124; dudes &#124; New Sweeps at Synthesis.net: The Vaselines &#38; Toxic Avenger Musical &#124; sweeps &#124; synthesis

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		<title>Soda Gets Uglier</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/02/09/soda-gets-uglier/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>willx</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=10698</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What the hell was Pepsi thinking? The new logos look like Obama&#8217;s American Sunshine and Happiness logo and the old Pepsi logo got together and made a god forsaken logo baby. I am also wondering why the stripe of white has different widths on each different kind of Pepsi. Is that some kind of measurement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watch Yo&#8217; Backs, Starbucks Employees</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/07/01/watch-yo-backs-starbucks-employees/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/07/01/watch-yo-backs-starbucks-employees/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=7806</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Starbucks has plans to close around 600 stores that don&#8217;t perform to their standards. This will eliminate 12,000 full and part time employees. The store closures will happen at the end of the first half of the fiscal year; aka September 2009. Severence costs could be up to $348 million. Only 200 new U.S. stores [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Red Bull &#038; water &gt; Coffee</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/07/01/red-bull-water-coffee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Sloth</dc:creator>
		
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Here at the Synthesis the employees loooooove their coffee in the morning. Our downtown Pete&#8217;s Coffee location must thank the lord above for their close proximity to our office because their pockets get lined with cash on a daily basis out of the deal. I, however, am a weirdo and don&#8217;t drink coffee. I love [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Need Of A Nemesis?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/06/27/in-need-of-a-nemesis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=7701</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From Craigslist:
Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend
Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT
I&#8217;ve been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I&#8217;m 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I&#8217;m old before my time. I need to inject [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Starbucks really &#8220;going green&#8221;?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/23/starbucks-really-going-green/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 00:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my favorite over-priced vices is Starbucks coffee which I properly designated as “FourBucks” because my wallet is feeling a little light lately. Their stock is currently being hammered.. badly. Competition from other more accessible outlets like McDonald’s or Dunkin’ Donuts is creating quite a predicament for the corporate money hounds. Locations with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Starbucks? MORE LIKE STARSUCKS AMIRITE????!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/starbucks-more-like-starsucks-amirite/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/starbucks-more-like-starsucks-amirite/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 18:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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Last week I detailed my experience getting run out of Starbucks like a filthy vagrant despite my dedicated years of patronage. I got a response from the corporate office that said they had forwarded my e-mail to the district manager, who would be contacting me soon. Today I received said dispatch:
Daniel~
My name is Cheryl and [...]]]></description>
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