Last Friday Gorgeous Armada appeared at the Blue Moon Tavern in Seattle, WA to open up for Ice Age Cobra. We kept the entire city safe from werewolves for one night. It was Ice Age Cobra’s farewell show, and they played with more gusto than an army of whirling dervishes. Sound on the Sound, a Seattle music blog, was on hand to document the shenanigans. Here are a few of their photos:

Jordan is a magical animal.

Jordan’s sweat band provided the communion.

Gorgeous Armada frontman Handsome Gorgeous is intense. Check out more photos here and here.

You know, just chillin, eating a bagel, being sexy.

I am currently available for internet modeling gigs and inspirational lectures.

… NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!

Jeffrey Campbell “Marly”. Get ‘em here before that bitch you hate gets ‘em first.
If you’ve never heard of the Jeffrey Campbell brand, let me elaborate. I’m not plugging him for an personal benefit or gain (unfortunately), this isn’t some sell out review or ad for them. But I’m 100% genuinely in love with Jeffrey Campbell. Comfortable, durable, and not outrageously expensive (’bout $100 a pop), his lasts are handmade and I’d wear about 85% of his styles which is pretty rare for a shoe designer since they like to go in so many directions. ANYWAY, from girl to girl, I advise you to be aware for “JC” retailers near you.

We’ve all received emails trying to convince us that our Johnson’s are too small, and to fix that we need to buy some pills, a pump or a hypnosis video. Most people just delete these emails, knowing they are complete rubbish. But what about the people that read the statistics equipped in these emails, do they become psychologically harmed over time?

I am beginning to think so, yes.

There’s one man who’s had enough. A video featuring artists and random people kidnapped off the sidewalks from Chico, CA has just been released onto the interwebs. I assume this video is the result from years of receiving Penis Enlargement spam emails, failure in bed and society’s need to make every person alive feel inadequate. But it could also be a blow in you face because his is bigger than yours. I really don’t know for sure.

Anyways, without further adieu, I present to you The Small Penis Blues.

Note:I am an extra in this video, see if you can find me.

Aaron Sorkin, screenwriter of Charlie Wilson’s War and The West Wing, is scripting a movie all about FACEBOOK and its formation. Weird.

Paramount Pictures wanted to keep the film on the down low but Sorkin leaked this information on his Facebook page, but of course.

Facebook was created in 2004 on the Harvard campus by sophomore student Mark Zuckerberg and has now grown to over 60 million members. Facebook is valued at $16 billion and big companies like Microsoft and Google have been in a bidding war over the company.

The movie will focus on how Zuckerberg and his associate’s lives have changed after becoming an overnight sensation. Sounds a little dry. I don’t think I could justify paying money to watch an entire movie about Facebook unless it was a long slideshow of extremely drunk people doing things (like driving the porcelain bus) that would embarrass their families, bosses and co-workers.

since i’m a black jewish female poor college student, nothing i say is racist (thanks for the easy pass god)…

anyway, i was on the Chico State campus today i a saw HELLA BLACK PEOPLE!

it was kinda nice actually. good job!

thats all, thanks for listening. ‘night beeches… lets hug it out!