This is the best low-budget music video ever and has sparked new inspiration for the Synthesis low-budget film series that, for now, we’re calling Manchild Drink Beer… kind of like Aqua Teen Hunger Force. WTF is up with that? No matter, things are about to get a whole lot more nekkid around here. I dunno if our Videomatt can handle editing something like this…

Yup, that’s Dizzee Rascal you hear, along with David Byrne. Brighton Port Authority is the British band better known as BPA. And I heard Fatboy Slim directed this. Now you know.

Not that it’s a surprise, but R. Kelly was acquitted of all child porn charges today. It took them 6 years to go to trial, and the alleged female victim, who was as young as 13 at the time of the supposed crime, is now 23. As everyone in the world has read, the large mole that Mr. Kelly (who’s music is a fucking joke) has on his back was not visible on the man that appeared on the tape that was shown to the jury, and was the prosecutions only piece of real evidence.

What really scares me is that if it wasn’t R. Kelly peeing on that little girl in the video, then who was it? Some child pee-er on-er has been roaming free for years now, being allowed to urinate on any little girl he wants with no legal recourse!! He probably wised up and stopped video taping that shit once he realized that R. Kelly was about to take the rap for his pissings, but I have a hard time believing he stopped cruising 8th grade dances looking for chicks to use as human urinals.

Wanted: One child pisser that looks exactly like a shitty R & B singer minus a mole on his back.

DJ’s are so cute when they’re just messin’ around… From Thudrumble’s Youtube:

I happened to catch Q goofin’ around with his new huge Star Wars figure. He just got this rare General Grievous sculpture in the mail today. So he’s actin’ like a happy fool on the fader! He was so thrilled this collector’s piece got to his house after paying for it online and waiting forever, so he pulled out the trusty “Superseal” record and did a ‘happy’ drum skratch to welcome the General… what a dork, especially right before he gets that text or whatever on his iphone =P!
The thing is 25″ high and is incredible! Only 2,500 were made and pretty much sold out everywhere! If you find the one with the cape, it’s even rarer! Like the QFO for Star Wars fans!
General Grievous Figure 1/4 Scale Star Wars Premium Format Figure by Sideshow

This music video is radical. I’ve never heard of Clark but I likey! Plus our blog need moar trippy shit. Thanks, Espy.

Common isn’t just a rapper and an actor anymore. He can now add children’s author to the list. He turned his difficult breakup with Erykah Badu into a love lesson in his children’s book titled, “I Like You But I Love Me.” Badu left Common and eventually told him it was because she liked another guy. He was heartbroken and turned it into a life lesson for youngsters.

His lesson: no matter how much you love somebody, you have to love yourself first. If you love yourself, you’ll have boundaries and you won’t give up certain things about yourself because it shows a lack of love for yourself.

Common’s getting pretty sappy if you ask me. Plenty of Common’s fans blame Erykah Badu for influencing his work too much and changing his attitude. Many think Badu is at fault for his experimental album Electric Circus in 2002 which wasn’t well received.

Norma Jean has always been pretty bad A, and even though the Deftones inspired a lot of really shitty music they are legit. So while Norma Jean was working on their new album “The Antimother” they invited Cheno Moreno to come down and collaborate on a song with them. It seems like a strange pairing at first, but I have to say I’m interested in what the results will sound like.

Here is youtube footage of the sesh. Enjoy.