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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Apocalypse</title>
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	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
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		<title>Armed for Apocalypse Signs to Ironclad</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/07/02/armed-for-apocalypse-signs-to-ironclad/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/07/02/armed-for-apocalypse-signs-to-ironclad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Fresh off a headlining gig at SF Gay Pride Festival last weekend, Chico's own Armed For Apocalypse have officially inked a deal with Ironclad / Metal Blade records. Their debut album, DEFEAT, which coincidentally happens to be the heaviest album in the history of mankind, drops September 15th.]]></description>
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		<title>Suicidal Jackson Fans?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/30/suicidal-jackson-fans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=13183</guid>
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I get it.  MJ was (is?) essentially the most iconic figure in music ever&#8230;  I realize he made Thriller.  But honestly, attempting suicide over the dude&#8217;s death?!  I find it so incredibly strange that somewhere on this planet prior to his death, people were sitting in their houses blasting Off The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Shit, Michael Jackson is Dead</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/25/holy-shit-michael-jackson-is-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/25/holy-shit-michael-jackson-is-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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No fucking way? According to TMZ&#8217;s reports, yes fucking way. The King of Pop is Dead. Long live the King. Rest in peace Jacko, you had one hell of a ride.
From TMZ:
We&#8217;ve just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tunza Gunz</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/19/tunza-gunz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 04:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
		
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&#8220;A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind&#8230;Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks.&#8221; -Thomas Jefferson
The Westwood Rifle Range on Highway 36 in Lassen County [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guns, Guns, Guns and More Guns</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/18/guns-guns-guns-and-more-guns/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/18/guns-guns-guns-and-more-guns/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 02:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[



  

&#8220;A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind&#8230;Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks.&#8221; -Thomas Jefferson
The Westwood Rifle Range on Highway 36 in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>nobody panic&#8230;but&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/07/nobody-panicbut/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/07/nobody-panicbut/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 21:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12509</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;VE GOT SWINE FLU.

But don&#8217;t worry: the swine flu is just killing off the avian bird flu that&#8217;s been in my system since the last time everybody freaked out over nothing.

	Tags: avian bird flu &#124; But don't worry &#124; freaked out. &#124; influenza &#124; is just killing &#124; last time &#124; last time everybody &#124; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iMeem Sucks</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/06/imeem-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/06/imeem-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 22:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12477</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
What the hell is this shit?!  iMeem just recommended me to check out Smash Mouth &#38; Hoobastank?  I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s wierder, the fact that I listen to music that&#8217;s somehow labeled into the same categories as these bands or the fact that Smash Mouth is still a band.  Honestly, iMeem can go screw themselves.
/Rant

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		<title>How I Survived a Debilitating Misanthropic Episode, Had a Short-lived Career as a Vigilante and Had My Ass Stolen by a Piece of Shit Wall Street Pusbag</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/04/how-i-survived-a-debilitating-misanthropic-episode-had-a-short-lived-career-as-a-vigilante-and-had-my-ass-stolen-by-a-piece-of-shit-wall-street-pusbag/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/04/how-i-survived-a-debilitating-misanthropic-episode-had-a-short-lived-career-as-a-vigilante-and-had-my-ass-stolen-by-a-piece-of-shit-wall-street-pusbag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 21:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12274</guid>
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&#8220;We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price of a paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of a hat while everybody sits around wondering how the hell we did it. Now you&#8217;re not naïve enough to think that we&#8217;re living in a democracy, are you, Buddy? It&#8217;s the free [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Flu Over the Cuckoo&#8217;s Nest</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/01/one-flu-over-the-cuckoos-nest/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/01/one-flu-over-the-cuckoos-nest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 21:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12397</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By the time you're reading this, I'll probably be fucking dead. No matter how hard I try, I can't seem to stop touching my eyes, mouth, and nose, not to mention my balls and my asscrack. I also can't help but see a delicious slice of pizza and eat it without first washing my hands. I also keep drinking booze, and sleeping on the couch with the TV and otherwise failing to maintain a "healthy lifestyle."]]></description>
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		<title>CDC Confirms Swine Flu Virus Ties to US Factory Farming</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/30/cdc-confirms-swine-flu-virus-ties-to-us-factory-farming/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/30/cdc-confirms-swine-flu-virus-ties-to-us-factory-farming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12372</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the big pushbacks currently being undertaken in the media in regards to the swine flu pandemic is the idea that those seeking to link it to factory farming methods and big agri-business are merely opportunists, that factory farms are in no way responsible for this outbreak. However, the CDC has confirmed that the current H1N1 flu virus wreaking global havoc owes it ancestry to a strain of swine flu that originated in a North Carolina factory farm in 1988]]></description>
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		<title>You Are All Going To Catch Swine Flu And Die.</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/30/you-are-all-going-to-catch-swine-flu-and-die/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/30/you-are-all-going-to-catch-swine-flu-and-die/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[You Are All Going To Catch Swine Flu And Die. No question about it. You're done for.]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12373</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You Are All Going To Catch Swine Flu And Die.
No question about it. You&#8217;re done for. 



	Tags: You Are All Going To Catch Swine Flu And Die. No question about it. You're done for.

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		<title>Swine Flu Preparedness Kit</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/29/swine-flu-preparedness-kit/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/29/swine-flu-preparedness-kit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12360</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don't know about you guys but I'm getting ready to hunker down for the coming pandemic of swine flu]]></description>
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		<title>Swine Flu, pt. II</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/29/swine-flu/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/29/swine-flu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12351</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Daniel Taylor beat me to it, so here&#8217;s part 2.
Without hesitation, America has shifted it&#8217;s intense sense of paranoia from being focused on terrorism, the economy and the other 1 billion forms of metaphorical AIDS that&#8217;s looming over our heads to yet another pointless fear: the swine flu.  Just like SARS, the West Nile [...]]]></description>
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		<title>W.H.O Raises Swine Flu to Level 5 &#8220;Pandemic Imminent&#8221; Status</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/29/who-raises-swine-flu-to-level-5-pandemic-imminent-status/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/29/who-raises-swine-flu-to-level-5-pandemic-imminent-status/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12350</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The World Health Organization has raised its pandemic alert for swine flu to the second highest level, meaning that it believes a global outbreak of the disease is imminent.]]></description>
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		<title>Not Kosher, Dain</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/20/not-kosher-dain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12199</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not Kosher. Not in the least.

Some sort of bacon/shrimp concoction? You&#8217;re a food jerk. Why not throw in a butchered jew baby, it&#8217;s Hitler&#8217;s birthday afterall. You could cook it in an oven.
NOT KOSHER.

	Tags: bacon shrimp concoction &#124; Dain &#124; jerk &#124; Not Kosher

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		<title>A Few Jonathan Troxler Religious Art Specimens</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/20/a-few-jonathan-troxler-religious-art-specimens/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/20/a-few-jonathan-troxler-religious-art-specimens/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12191</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the neat things about editing the Syntheis Weekly is that I get a first-had crack at the action before the paper even hits the streets. Last Friday I was  proofing Mad Bob Howard&#8217;s column, and he referenced a fellow &#8220;outsider artist&#8221; (aside: something about the term &#8220;outsider art&#8221; or &#8220;outsider artist&#8221; makes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Final Countdown!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/16/the-final-countdown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12152</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the final countdown!


	Tags: Europe &#124; it's the final countdown &#124; the final countdown &#124; worst over ever

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		<title>Yes to tour with Asia. Really.</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/16/yes-to-tour-with-asia-really/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12136</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here I am, busy pounding the table, beating myself off while whistling &#8220;Heat of The Moment.&#8221; The announcement of the Yes/Asia tour is just one of those exciting things that I live for.
For this tour they&#8217;ve brought out the Crypt Keeper to play in both sets. Steve Howe is the original Loner of an only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rodenator!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/15/rodenator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12098</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
If you&#8217;re a farmer, or the owner of significant amounts of land, invariably, you&#8217;ve probably had issues with rodents of some type. Well thank the good lord for Rodenator, the explosive killer you&#8217;ve prayed so long and hard for. Doesn&#8217;t matter if it&#8217;s voles, moles, gophers, ground squirrels, prairie dogs, rabbits, armadillos, marmots (rock chucks, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If You&#8217;re Like Me&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/15/if-youre-like-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12092</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re like me, you can download the forms here. Idiot.


	Tags: idiot &#124; If You're Like Me. IRS &#124; Stress &#124; tax day

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