Once upon a time I posted some shit about Russia claiming arctic land and, like 90% of the blogs posted here, no one read it. But then Russia decided to pwn Georgia and out of the woodwork come legions of Russia haters, making the comments on the post far lulzier than the post itself could ever had hoped to be. Some examples:

FUCK RUSSIAN FEDERATION! FUCKING MONGREL DEGENERATES. ALL YOUR WHITE BLOOD COMES FROM FINLAND, KARELIA AND OTHER COUNTRIES THAT YOU STINKIES OCCUPIED. USELESS PIECE OF CRAP RUSSIA IS, SELL OIL, GAS OTHER NATURAL RESOURCES, YOU ARE USELESS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. YOUR GOODS ARE PIECE OF MANURE, QUALITY IS HORRIBLE, EVEN YOUR MILITARY STUFF IS LAME. YOUR PEOPLLE LIVE IN HORRIBLE CONDITIONS WITH VOMIT STINKY TOILETS. RUSSIA STINKS! FUCK YOU! RUSSKIES GO TO HELL!

Some people got all historic on that shit:

Fuck russia! (with small r, no respect!)

They took our grandmothers and sent them to Siberia. Most of them died there. Then, if you spoke your original language, they would take you to KGB’s basement. And there was a thingy there, with blades.. first big ones then small ones until the shit you drop there would been deleted…and then there were trains there to sewer..so the blood could get away.

Almost 20 years when Estonia is free. We take down russian statues and shit(don’t ask me why now..). And then. They start to riot and smash the capital here screaming “where are our rights?!!”. Yee like the rights our grandmas had? The rights that we couldn’t speak our language or have our culture.

Yes Hitler was bad! However, modern day Germany hates the idea of Hitler. My friend who is a German, he could mess you up, if you talk about Hitler. And yet russia says that those days were golden and they put out the symbol of the times in there official parties. So basically naaaaaahh offf courrrseee Stalin and other fuckers weren’t as bad as Hitler right?!. Both of them were bad, however German thinks differently and russia don’t. That’s the problem!

Or really? No! Problem is that all russians are stupid! Yes. no no.. YES they are !
Check out this story: The riot night, one russian died(sadly only one..). Your thinking that Estonian police killed him? No. His own friend stabbed him:D Yes.. And now russian government wants to put a statue for his honour next to Estonians government. Because? WHAT THE FUCK? I mean.. His mother is doing some fake dears on TV saying that his son was killed by the police. HAH His son first robbed a store(got on videotape), then tryed to force in a bar, where some local customers(Estonians) were hiding. Like there was 15 of them against hundreds of russians outside. And the middle of the shit, he got stabbed. Now its of course our fault.
Let me tell you. Every single night russians get high on heroin, since stereotype russian is a drug-users. So basically they stab each other all the time. Like its not a russian party, if nobody doesn’t get stabbed.
So why not make a statue for every drugger fucking russian?

I mean. Please. I have no fucking idea how they managed to make AK, since they are more dumb then piece of shit on a stick.

Fuck russia in the face!

Others kept shit almost too real:

RUSSIA IS A PLACE , WHERE IN FRONT OF WOMAN’S DRUNK HUSBAND , YOU CAN FUCK HIS WIFE , AS MANY OTHERS DID…. MONGOLS, TATARS , PERSIANS , CAUCASIANS , BLACKS AND MANY OTHERS …. SO FUCK RUSSIA AS A NATION WITHOUT FATHER …

But Russia doesn’t take shit talk from former Soviet republics lightly. Their team of 1337 haxxors struck back:

ok, so try to fuck this country, THiS COUNTRY GONNA FUCK THE WORLD!!! FUCK usa*!!!!(no respect )!

HA-HA-HA! THE POOR WHORES!
RUSSIA PISSES YOU IN YOUR DIRTY MOUTH

But the obvious WINNAR was this:

FUCK russian MOTHEFUCKERS!!!

Fuck russian mothers in their graves.
russian girls are sluts!
russian man are alcoholics, animals that are even never shown on National Geographic channel.

All russians are Goats! in russian said “KOZYOL”

Fuck russian politics! It is them who let us use fuck word and hate rationally all the russians!!!

I wish you never lived this life! so russia are you happy that 98% of world hates you???

other 2% they still don’t know that you are real motherfuckers, assholes, and bastards.

Ask your mothers how many times they cheated on your fathers when they ware pregnant on you!

how many international cooks entered i their asses and in their mouths?

I hope America will destroy you once and forever. I beg America to do so!!! 98% of world will be happy and the rest 2% percent will lick ass of America this time!

“r” used in unrespect way!

PREPARE WORLD, TO LICK ASS OF AMERICA THIS TIME HAHAHAHAH!

The thing about gymnasts is that usually they look more like steroid abusing midgets than they do actual human girls, not to mention the fact that they’re like 16 or whatever (or in the case of China, 13). You would think that chics who can do the splits and do a standing front flip would at least be kind of hot, but for the most part the only dudes jocking Olympic gymnasts are internet pedos. However, last night I was watching the individual womens gymnastics competition (yeah, I know) and the American broad who ended up taking home the gold medal, Nastia Luikin, was actually not a bobcut troll like the majority of competitors, but was actually almost physically attractive, aside from the terrible style that seems obligatory for world class gymnasts, not to mention 18. I figured it would be worth lurking moar, and lo and behold, like most other actual people, Nastia Luikin has herself a myspace page, with pics of her IRL. What’s up now? Advanced lurkers probably already figured out that that’s just a jocker myspace, and that her own myspace is here. If you’re a 20-year old emo-bro in Plano, TX and you’re not hitting the add button right now you’re blowing it bro!

You’ve probably seen the commercials for T Boone Pickens’ Plan to harness wind energy to break our dependence on foreign oil, which is, of course, a damn good idea. However, the bucolic images of twirling wind turbines creating energy with no ill effects on their surroundings is somewhat misleading.  Beyond the well-documented calamitous effects that wind farms have on raptors such as owls, hawks, eagles, etc - killing them by the thousands - there is now mounting evidence that living near such wind farms can have detrimental effects on humans as well:

Pierpont’s findings suggest that low-frequency noise and vibration generated by wind machines can have an effect on the inner ear, triggering headaches; difficulty sleeping; tinnitus, or ringing in the ears; learning and mood disorders; panic attacks; irritability; disruption of equilibrium, concentration and memory; and childhood behavior problems.

Concerns also are coming out of Europe about low-frequency noise from newly built wind turbines. For example, British physician Amanda Harry, in a February 2007 article titled “Wind Turbines, Noise and Health,” wrote of 39 people, including residents of New Zealand and Australia, who suffered from the sounds emitted by wind turbines.

Granted, oil is definitely no better, but wind is apparently no panacea either.

As Video Matt cleans out his drawers and closets he’s coming up with all sorts of badass old footage: Fall Out Boy live at Warped Tour, Vaux, Dropkick Murphys, etc. My favorite so far of course, is the above vid of Surrogate playing “The Fence” live at Chico State’s BMU Auditorium. I wonder why that is….

In our continuing series of People Who I Look Like, I present today’s uncanny resemblance of myself to former Big Leaguer Bryn Smith. On a related note: Montreal Expos’ late ’80s jerseys and hats. Great uniform or Greatest Uniform?

Man, you’d think people would be freaking out a little more that Russia’s waging a full out war on Georgia, but I guess it just goes to show you that George W. Bush really does not care about black people. Plus there’s no oil there anyway, amirite? I just wish I knew more about who these South Ossetian folks are supposed to be? Is that like some Creole type shit, or some new offshoot of born-again Christianity? I guess I should really keep up on shit more but whatever, its all fake anyway.