We forgot to mention that our Managing Editor got his first tattoo too. Shit is SO CASH

And I got some new shoes. I’m loving fucking Payless Shoes. Order a pair for yourself

Not much going on here today other than setting up my sick new office. Shit is so fucking BEAST.

Don’t worry though, we’re gonna take off early for a fucking SICK ass weekend kicking it with the homies.

You can sleep soundly now. Be sure to check back tomorrow for more serious fucking business.

As opposed to the fugly conjoined, Schappel twins, who are only tied at the head, the Hensel twins are joined at the midsection and are actually semi normal looking…you KNOW dudes in their school are thinking about that shit! If you don’t know what I’m talking about GTFO the internet.

The recent monkey-faced pig born in China, is just one stellar example of the neurological malformation Holoprosencephaly, which causes animals, and humans to be born with severe facial deformities that sometimes can resemble the cyclops of ancient legend.

The most well known of these is the recent birth of Cy, the Cyclops kitten. But there have been human cases as well, most resulting in still birth, but still presenting interesting fodder for inspection. If you don’t get scared by shit that’s real, click read more

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So in case you weren’t aware, this blog is only about the most serious types of business, for other types of business try elsewhere.