So I just got a spam for “Debt Management” that had the following text:

Good gracious! exclaimed Rob, a demon! Certainly.I am, in truth, the Slave
of the Master Key, and am forced to obey the commands of any one who is wise
and brave enough–or, as in your own case, fortunate and fool-hardy
enough–to touch it
I–I’ve never guessed there was such a thing as a Master Key, or–or a
Demon of Electricity, and–and I’m awfully sorry I–I called you up!
stammered the boy, abashed by the imposing appearance of his companionB15fÂ

Alkaline Trio bassist Dan Andriano and Synthesis Magazine managing editor James Barone.

Alkaline Trio have signed with V2. Read the obligatory press release bollocks below the fold. (more…)

Suck an Asiatic black bear’s dick
Suck a baboon’s ass
Suck a buffalo’s ass fucking jerk
Suck a camel’s bootyhole
Suck a caribou’s asshole out
Suck a cheetah’s ass
Suck a cheetah’s ass with tartar sauce
Suck a cheetah’s dick
Suck a cliff springer’s dick
Suck a Doberman’s dick with Hoisen Sauce
Suck a Doberman pincer’s cock

Twice as many after the jump

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So everyone knows that the Davis siblings - Keeley ( former frontman for Engine Down and current member of Sparta) and Maura (former frontwoman for Denali and current frontwoman of Ambulette) - are pretty much t3h pwn3rz. And now they are working together yet another project, the curiously titled Glos, with longtime collaborator Cornbread Compton (ex-Engine Down, ex-Biology, now in Heavens). SUPER CRED. And even though Maura Davis has total whitegirl ass, I’d still hit it.

Check out an interview with TRJA frontman Ronnie Winter on Synthesis Radio and watch the band performing their single “Face Down” at The Boardwalk in Orangevale, CA. Remember, every time you download this podcast, a 40 oz Bud Light magically appears in my fridge. So recognize game.