Meet the people who had the arduous task of making up the word “Zune.”

The Velvet Teen are probably the most baddest assest band to use a bullhorn since Stone Temple Pilots circa 1995, and Weiland ain’t even got shit on Nagler.

FINALLY got the advance of the new Killswitch record and, seriously, shit is EPIC. Howard Jones makes me want to beat someone up, then make love like a Viking warrior while the city burns in flames around me, no wonder they named a bunch of hotels after him.

The lawyer for Bryan James Hathaway, facing charges of having sex with a dead deer he found on the side of the road, is claiming that since the deer was dead, his clients fucking of it was not actually a crime. I mean not like I’m pro-animal necrophilia per se, but if dude really wants to fuck a dead deer, why not just let him?

Larry King says he’s never used the internet.

This past weekend I had the lovely opportunity to spend my life’s savings in beautiful San Francisco. (more…)