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I Just Took A Piss in Complete, Utter Darkness

And yet, not a drop spilled, at least from what I could hear.

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  • Dudes be Tripping

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    I remember back when I used to listen to shitty metal, looking at the cover for Rage Against the Machine’s first album and thinking how gangsta it was for some dude to get pissed off enough to set himself on fire. I always thought it was a decidedly eastern thing to do, that only dudes who were all about Buddha or Hinduism or whatever would have the gigantic testicles to do shit like that. But some dude in Chicago just proved me wrong.

    And the worst part is, no one really even noticed.

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  • Bionic Gloves and Robot Hornets

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    Further proof that Israel is way more gangsta than us.

    Â “The flying robot, nicknamed the “bionic hornet”, would be able to navigate its way down narrow alleyways to target otherwise unreachable enemies such as rocket launchers, the daily Yedioth Ahronoth said.

    It is one of several weapons being developed by scientists to combat militants, it said. Others include super gloves that would give the user the strength of a “bionic man” and miniature sensors to detect suicide bombers.”

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  • De’sole Get Degeared

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    October 17, 2006- The evening before leaving for their upcoming west coast tour with Faulter, De'Sole had their trailer broken into and all of their gear stolen. The band is persevering despite their terrible circumstances and will still be continuing on the tour. The band has issued the following statement: (This morning between 3:30am and 4:00am our trailer was broken into and all of our gear was stolen. To make maters worse we leave for tomorrow at 6:00am. The rad dudes in Faulter and a few other people have loaned us enough gear to be able to do the tour but we still have to replace all our gear and we are still in debt from when our van blew up. We hate to do this but if anyone can donate funds- even a dollar or two that would be a huge huge help. Just click on the link below to donate to our paypal account. Thanks you for you love and support! Love DeSole� To help DeSole replace their stolen gear and keep this incredible band playing music you can visit the following link: GIVE SOME SHIT

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    The Moon is Down. Know it. Love it.

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  • Brand New Blowing It Big Time: Part III

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    Even if you buy the new Brand New CD that comes out on Tuesday, you’ll have to send the band an extra $1 to get the lyrics.

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