The thing about celebrities that rules, is that just when you’re feeling like a complete waste of space, a total pile of shit; just when you feel like your life is null and meaningless, some totally sweet celebrity comes along and shows you what a real fucked up life looks like.

Interesting sidenote, from the article:

“The singer finds it impossible to get to sleep until 4 or 5am due to insomnia and is on sleeping pills. He is hooked on the powerful and controversial anti-depressant Seroxat, which has been linked to suicidal tendencies in teenagers. And daily he gets through an incredible 36 super-strength double espresso coffees, 60 Silk Cut cigarettes and around 20 cans of energy drink Red Bull.”

Maybe its not insomnia that keeps him up till 5 AM, maybe its, um, the fucking 36 espressos and 20 Red Bulls?? I mean just a guess.

Don’t fuck with Barenjager. That shit is like licking a honey’s bears dick. Germans make some silly ass booze. Between this shit and Jagermeister I don’t see how those fuckers keep their goddamn heads on straight.

Is actually a pretty good book. You should take some time off the internet, and you know, read it or whatever. You’ll probably feel a little bit better about yourself, or worse, depending on how much of a piece of shit you are. But even if you do feel worse, for awhile, it will still be in your best interest, in the long run, nahmean? And the thing about it that rules even more is that its a true story. Homeboy actually did get locked up in an institution and get electro shock therapy and all that shit. Robert Pirsig is a legit ass mothefucker. That’s all, KTHNXBYE

Further proof that country is the new emo. Dude what’s up with that Thrice quadruple album?? Put down the harmonica and start yelling about prisons and blood and shit again. FUCK YEAH!

Anna Nicole Smith has died.

The final band list for SXSW has been posted. Now who’s got the motherfucking party list?