Reason #23453 I’m glad they didn’t have any of this shit when I was 15

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I think the thing I like most about Myspace are the ads. Like the Match.com ad with that girl in the green polka dot shirt and spandex workout pants that looks like that girl you wanted to fingerbang in 10th grade Engligh, or those text ads at the bottom on the page that say “GAY. ARE YOU?” or “EMO. ARE YOU?!” Genius! This one was on there today and it almost made LOL, but instead I just LTM*

*”laughed to myself,” TM 2007 Daniel Taylor Industries, LLC

The new Circa Survive record, On Letting Go, comes out on May 29th, and even though someone at Equal Vision is fucking BLOWING it by not sending me the advance, they have posted a new track off the album on their Myspace that basically pwns above any and all else. It’s called “The difference between medicine and poison is in the dose” and it makes me squirt in anticipation of getting the actual goddamn record. FUCK!

Photo by Melissa Welliver at SXSW 2007

New study explores the benefits of being infected with herpes. No, really.