I just spilled a bunch of Tapatio on my desk and hands. And it smells fucking amazing. Its like eating, only free and without all the things about eating that suck like getting fat and getting done and wanting more. Thanks Tapatio and your smiling, sombreroed Avatar of joy. Felis Navidad to you, amigo!

For real. Luke Skywalker doesn’t kick it there anymore. But the Troglodytes will hook you up. Now if they could just build that bar with all those gansta motherfuckers kicking it, that’d be some real shit. You gotta have the band, though. Those cats could BLOW, man.

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The former Soviet Union has some of the sweetest Futurist architecture anywhere. It also has it’s own unique form of Engrish. Maybe Engrush? Englishko? “In the former USSR you can meet such buildings. They are not very often but there are some like in this photo series. If you would ever travel to Russia you would be probably interested in visiting those places to get a photo like this.” Fuck yes.