A couple more nails have been pounded into the coffin of late-90s/early 00s mall emo, with the recent announcements that both Thursday and New Found Glory, arguably the mainstream poster children for their respective subgenres, have “parted ways” (aka dropped) by their major labels, shocking exactly nobody.On the bright side, at least MxPx are finally back on Tooth & Nail. If Life in General isn’t in your top 10 albums of all time, you probably will never be my girlfriend or even casual sex partner. Sorry.

The Pope believes heaven and hell are real. Wow. Who’d have guessed that one???!

UFOs are getting pissed. Black Triangles in the sky everywhere. Whitley Streiber (author and subject of Communion) says its time to recognize game: the aliens or whatever-they-ares, are here, so what are we gonna do about it?

“We kill them with carbon dioxide gas, stockpile them in a big freezer and then put them through a liquid fertilizer process” that renders the toads nontoxic, Sawyer said.

“It turns out to be sensational fertilizer,” he added.

The most OG Hardcore Crew around, [TMNT].

Motherfucking long-whiskered owlet. Homes be like “O RLY?”