Did You Know: Bacon Is Totally Passe
Published on February 23, 2009 by Daniel Taylor · 2 CommentsApparently, Bacon was cool, but isn’t anymore. I’m not really buying it, because its bacon. Its something you eat, not something you wear or watch or collect or whatever, but I guess these days anything can be cool, or conversely, not cool. So tell your grandpa to stop fucking with bacon if he wants to be cool on the internet. Or just tell the internet to fuck off.
I’m sorry to say bacon has not reached its peak yet. It’s just now picking up steam by reaching the critical mass. Perhaps the trend you speak of has more to do with “early adopters” who were on the bacon trend online.
To get over the shock and dismay of this article I’m going to go cook some savory, crisp bacon.
Blasphemy!