Port-O-Pong
Published on November 20, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot · No CommentsToday as I strolled in I found a press release on my desk about a company called Port-o-Pong. First, I was moderately offended that my office presumed that I’m that heavy of a drinker that I would be interested in any form of drinking toy they found. Then I realized I’ve been here a year and they’ve got me pretty figured out by now, so I typed in their URL and started to look around.
The Port-O-Pong is an inflatable beer pong table that looks like a one-man raft. With indentations for all 20 cups and a bonus hole for 2 water cups (ironic that it’s intended to be a floating beer pong table, yet has room for water cups…), I’m assuming it would be a great time to throw down some pool pong on it. Immediately I thought of busting it out on our own watering hole, the Sacramento River, but it’s like 100 ft. deep or something like that and treading water while playing drinking games seems like a stupid, yet epic, way to die.
It would be useful if the fine people at Port-O-Pong would send us over one of these bad boys, you know, so we could do a thorough review of their product… we’ll review the hell out of it.
Tags: beer pong, booze, portopong, table