Oasis Blows, and Canada Finally Told Them So

Author: Dallas VonKillbot

8 Sep

Oasis has sucked balls since whatever album Champange Supernova was on was released. Sure, we all get drunk at parties, pick up a guitar and sing Wonderwall, but thats besides the point.

Well, it turns out that Canadians, the most violent people in the world, desided to tell them to fuck off. Some solo flying Canuk bum-rushed the stage whilst the band was playing Toronto’s Virgin Festival, and knocked Noel Gallagher strait on his ass. He would have got to Liam too if security didn’t beat him into a mushy pulp.

Reminder: this is coming from a band that has claimed they’re bigger than The Beatles, talks shit on every other band imaginable and consistently bicker at the state of the music scene.

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10 Responses for "Oasis Blows, and Canada Finally Told Them So"

kyle September 8th, 2008 at 1:22 pm 1
you’re a low life for writing this.
Wayne Iles September 8th, 2008 at 1:33 pm 2
Dallas VonKillbot, what a dick you are
Johnny September 8th, 2008 at 2:07 pm 3
I notice you failed to mention that the “solo flying Canuk” came up behind him and shoved him off the stage…That’s what I call a cowardly attack…he didn’t have the balls to take him on face-to-face did he?
SB September 8th, 2008 at 2:21 pm 4
Wow aren’t you classy? I hope you aren’t Canadian because that would be as embarrassing as the dickhead that attacked Noel.
KP September 8th, 2008 at 11:39 pm 5
Fuck Toronto. Fuck Canada. Fuck you.
kaire September 9th, 2008 at 12:41 pm 6
Your IQ is definitely smaller than your shoe size:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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neil September 9th, 2008 at 10:46 pm 9
HEY Dallas…….. Ya? …………. FUCK YOU…. no you got me all wrong I was just trying to say I don’t like Oas….. NO wait plain and simple Go Fuck Yourself you stun cunt
Disgusted September 10th, 2008 at 9:52 am 10
Judging by your spelling, you are an uneducated idiot!