The New Metallica Cover Looks Like a Rectum

Author: spencer

3 Sep

…with a coffin inside of it! Death Magnetic is in stores September 12th.

After perusing what’s on their site, I can safely relay that the lyrics to “Cyanide” are pretty stupid. But after all, it wouldn’t be a Metallica record without juvenile lyrics. I can still imagine James Hetfield scribbling them on a 3-ring notebook with skulls and lightning bolts drawn in the margins. Rhodes scholar he ain’t…. All said, however, Death Magnetic seems to be a step in the right direction for a band who’s been off course for over a decade.

Happy hunting, metalheads.

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6 Responses for "The New Metallica Cover Looks Like a Rectum"

lucasmucas September 3rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm 1
haha no one even reads this blog.
Daniel Taylor September 3rd, 2008 at 1:15 pm 2
you just did
Anon September 3rd, 2008 at 4:57 pm 3
I thought the lyrics for the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Metallica albums were great for the most part. At least the themes weren’t cliche. Then again, I think the blogger is the type of person that finds Arcade Fire’s pretentious fluff to be good lyric writing.
spencer September 4th, 2008 at 4:45 pm 4

I’m actually more into “Low” by Flo Rida. And Leonard Cohen.
Russ September 4th, 2008 at 8:25 pm 5
Spencer, you are obviously an idiot.
David Gerard September 7th, 2008 at 9:39 am 6
“It’s the way business is done these days,” Mr Ulrich said. “And there’s the novelty of anyone wanting to listen to a new Metallica album.” http://tinyurl.com/5vn4r4