What Is The Montauk Monster

Author: Ms. Nickels

30 Jul

What exactly is the Montauk Monster? Your guess is as good as mine. The word on the street is that there’s an USDA-operated animal testing facility nearby. Dig deeper and find out that the Department of Homeland Security plays a role in the facility as well. Here’s a list of their research projects. Hopefully this will shed some light on just what exactly they’re doing over there and how they’re disposing the mutant carcasses…

Update 1: Fake. Damn I feel stupid. A viral marketing gimmick for some Cartoon Network show, Cryptids Are Real.

Update 2: Someone from Texas said it’s a waterlogged Nutria (read the comments below) and after Googling it, I’m convinced. Didn’t Dave Attell do an episode of Insomniac where he drunkenly hunted a bunch of Nutria? That’s sounds kind of cruel after you watch this happy little Nutria family:

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5 Responses for "What Is The Montauk Monster"

Dale July 31st, 2008 at 6:45 am 1
A message from Texas. This is a Nutria (Google it, it exists), common in the backcountry. Native to the South and New York state. It has been waterlogged, swelled up and the hair has fallen off. The nose has rotted, revealing its teeth which look like a beak. Do some Google image searches, mystery solved. Move on.
Ms. Nickels July 31st, 2008 at 11:04 am 2
Nutria:

I can see it, but wat do they taste like.
Tubbs August 3rd, 2008 at 6:40 am 3
Montauk Monster is a meat eater as evidence by the bottom row of sharp pointed teeth. The Nutria is a herbivore(plant eater). Sorry, not solved, try again.
yokalatita August 23rd, 2008 at 8:58 am 4
the montauk monster is HOT!!!!with his strong beakyness and biceps! i gave him a new name, Monty mcbicepshotguy
the senoir scientifical executive fr wierd weekley. August 23rd, 2008 at 9:11 am 5
He is obviosly a kitty-cat with enflamed anoids, with the gene frm the eagle, and bear! he has developed a beak with razor sharp teeth frm! he obviosly is related to the modern day alien, brittany spears! We have ran several tests on the elegid” girl” as she claims to be! she actually comes out of her skin at night at looks exactly like the mutated kiity-cat we see in this picure.I actually went out with Brad pitt, he is like so HOT, this comes from his great-grandparents, they donated the world renound eagle-gene. BYE!