Brought to us by Tinyprints.com, Brutally Honest Greeting Cards are just the kind of thing that I’ve been looking for.  There’s now no need to try to hide behind the overly fluffy bullshit Hallmak throws at you.  Instead, we have real, useful words to capture the thoughts we’re just too lazy to write on our own.  Here’s the one my girlfriend and I sent to each other on Flag Day… pretty embarrassing that we both found the same card.

Side note:  How much do those greeting card writers make?   There’s no way you can make a livable salary thinking up gems like “I Just Wanted You To Know… I Think You’re Special”. Fuck that shit. Furthermore, why do we feel the need to PAY for other people to write down the garbage that anyone with 5 seconds and 1/2 a brain could do themselves. I’m over this, it’s time to take a stand. I’m boycotting the greeting card industry all together.   Anyone with me?

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