People of the internet, I bring you exalted words of wisdom: quit fucking with large animals at the zoo while drunk. Earlier in the year, some dumb drunken kid was mauled by a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo.  Well, apparently the Ukrainians didn’t get the memo.  At the Mykolaev City Zoo yesterday, a young man (drunk) tried to snap some close ups of the beast, and the bear wasn’t into it.  Reports say the zoo keepers tried to stop the bear by throwing bread into the pen and pouring buckets of water on it’s head.  Oh yea, give the bear appetizers when it’s eating it’s main course, that will stop him dead in his tracks.  FAIL.

Bears at a zoo tore a man ‘limb from limb’ when he climbed into their enclosure to have his picture taken with them.

Egged on by friends, the 22-year-old, who was said to be drunk, was killed when two 360kg (57st) Siberian brown bears charged at him.

Witnesses ran to fetch help as the man tried to escape.

Question: What kind of bear is best?

Answer: See video.

Tags: Bear Mauling | brown bear | d oeuvre | drunk | killed | Man Killed | San Francisco Zoo | Siberian Brown Bear | Tiger

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