Kimmel/Silverman Split

Man, Jimmy Kimmel is screwed. After 5 years in a relationship that made no sense, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their run. The late-night talk show host, previously the host of The Man Show, kind of lost a prize here.

There’s always been something odd about this relationship. Some people call her a horse-face, but I don’t think she’s all that bad. It almost seemed like Silverman was slumming it… oh well.

Sad news for comedy and monogamy fans: late night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend of five years, comedienne Sarah Silverman, have broken up.
Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”
With them, so has the faith of all those believed—as we did—that their union was the binding force that kept Hollywood from exploding in a mass chain reaction of irony and sexual frivolity.

In the meantime, Synthesis has obtained an exclusive YouTube video of Silverman’s excuse for leaving him.

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