Speaking of ravers, I found the world’s best raver dedication site. The Official Raver Homepage is an absolutely sick ass website that apparently speaks the raver gospel.  I’m having a hard time discribing all the lulz I’m getting reading this, so let the site’s ‘testimonial’ section do the talking for me.

Ravers can roll anywhere they want!  Ravers make cuddle puddles ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they take E ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Raver who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the Raver smeared Vicks on the whole town.  My friend Mary said that she saw a Raver totally massage some kid just because the kid was peaking.

And that’s what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don’t believe that Ravers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will give you light shows!!!  It’s an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ravers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can’t believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that’s a fact.  Ravers are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, drugged up, and sweet.  I can’t wait to start listening to Happy Hardcore next year.  I love Ravers with all of my body (including my pee pee).

This is why MDMA is illegal, because if we could get E over the counter I would have to listen to dudes like this 24/7.  Hmm, I wonder what I’m going to do for Synthesis Drug of the Week…

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