8 Jul
Congrats to sex icon and worst actor ever (minus Keanu Reeves) Matthew McConaughey, who welcomed his new baby boy into the world yesterday along with his sexy ass Brazilian girlfriend, Camila Alves. Let’s face the facts: he’s hot, she’s hot, this baby is either going to be stunning… either that or it’ll be hidious due to the fact he has way too many pretty genes in him. Here’s so fun facts about McConaughey I learned while I did my extensive research on the subject:
*Matt was in Angel’s In The Outfield but I can’t recall what role he was.
*Since Angel’s In The Outfield, he hasn’t been in a single good flick.
*He’s fucking ripped, on the beach and smokes pot.
*He likes high school girls, because he gets older, and they stay the same age.


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