Conpressed Air Wars: Contents Under Pressure

“WARNING: Liquid contents may cause frostbite on contact with skin.”

Well, so much for our compressed air wars. Apparently I have skin like sheets of iron because that shit has hardly bothered me. But our receptionist / sweets enthusiast Dani was not so fortunate. Sorry Dani, I hope the frostbite rash clears up soon, and I am glad we are still friends.

Synthesis: Where idiocy roams free and Social Darwinism can take a fucking hike.

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