The Subaru BRAT

Google trends is really not doing it for me today… *sigh*… *starts morning drinking*…

Ok, now that thats over, I’ve found the ugliest car/truck in history: the Subaru Brat.  For some reason people are searching about this thing, no idea why.  Apparently the turbo charged version of it got a whopping 94hp, which is around the neighborhood of a leafblower.

You know how many teenagers have lost their virginity in the bed part of one of these monsters?  None.  Not one person in history that has EVAR gotten near this p.o.s. has EVAR touched a fucking boob.  Not one.  /blog.

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