Sorry we haven’t put out a magazine in forever. We’ve been too busy playing with toys.

Yeah, apart from our award winning blog* I know we’re supposed to put out a magazine called “Synthesis,” either on news stands or distributed digitally. Sorry about that. We’ve been too busy drinking beer and playing with toys.

I mean, breaking collectible action figures while improv-ing skits about economic stimulus checks and kosher giraffes is important work and all, but…

*If you call your blog “award winning” enough times, it starts to actually become so. Or at least move into the gray area between fiction and fact.

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