Ashlee Simpson Cancels Tour Because She Feels Like It

For all those awaiting Ashlee Simpson’s summer tour starting on June 9th, it seems as though your hearts may be broken. Citing the following reasons under “The Dog Ate My Tour” on her website, the coming tour will be canceled. And I quote…

1. jury duty (but you can get out of jury duty once)
2. creative differences (but I’m a solo artist so that didn’t make sense)
3. not in the mood/have a headache (wait, that was an excuse for Pete! and it didn’t work. See next reason)
4. the baby

It must be a nice luxury to cancel a tour at the drop of a hat. I’m sure it would have been a real taxing grind to sit on a luxurious tour bus all day for a month straight. Never mind the legions of moms-to-be that work 40 hours a week up until the week before they give birth. Simpson leads a tough life.

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