 |
 |
 |
 |
Ted Kennedy Has Brain Cancer
Author: Daniel Taylor20 May
Senator Edward Kennedy announced today that the seizure he suffered this weekend was found to be caused by a cancerous brain tumor:
A cancerous brain tumor caused the seizure Sen. Edward M. Kennedy suffered over the weekend, doctors said Tuesday in a grim diagnosis for one of American politics’ most enduring figures. “He remains in good spirits and full of energy,” the doctors for the 76-year-old Massachusetts Democrat said in a statement.
They said tests conducted after the seizure showed a tumor in Kennedy’s left parietal lobe. Preliminary results from a biopsy of the brain identified the cause of the seizure as a malignant glioma, they said.
Goes to show you that no matter what you do, you’re gonna die eventually and nothing will matter anyway. So really, why even try? Why not just sit around and eat pizza and get wasted and do nothing with your life, that way when you die there’s less shit for people to forget about you.
Tags: brain tumor | cancer | Edward Kennedy | Senator | Ted KennedyRelated posts
Daily Dose of RSS
Blast From the Past
The US Visa Office Hates Boy George
Categories
Tags
Recent Comments
- David Gerard: "It's the way business is
- Johnssy: Try my site - do
- JDF: I AM PART OF THIS
- simpleguy: I think that Keenan Adams
- Kirsty: I agree, he's a total
- kelly: the song they released on
- na: You guys, do you know
- Anarkee Child: Tis is to every CUNT
- Amanda: Yeah okay whatever you all
- junior the cat: i want one.
Links
- Music Archives
- Our Myspace Profile
- Synthesis Radio
- Technology Article Archives
- Film Archives
- Synthesis YouTube
- Synthesis Facebook
<
Archives
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- July 2006
- June 2006
- May 2006
- April 2006
- March 2006
- February 2006
- January 2006
- December 2005
- November 2005
- October 2005
- September 2005
- August 2005
- July 2005
3 Responses for "Ted Kennedy Has Brain Cancer"
Would Kennedy’s cancer treatment be allowed by the British Health System?
Ted Kennedy is going to have to answer for Mary Jo Kopechne.
Let’s let Ted go over the Great Britain to have the doctors at the National Health Service treat his cancer. Of course, I would be that he’d be denied cancer therapy as Ann Marie Rogers (a breast cancer patient) was denied an anticancer drug by the British court. Too bad she was not allowed to buy private health insurance by the socialized medicine folks in England.
Sorry, Ted, no cancer treatment for you. Health care rationing, you know.
Ted Kennedy left Mary Jo Kopechne to drown in his car. Mary Jo could have been rescued and revived if he had not ran off like a scared rabbit. He was married and was cheating on his wife with his bimbo. Ted Kennedy waited 10 HOURS to report the crime. Kennedy has NO HONOR and is a scoundrel, a liar, and a murder. Kennedy would take your gun away TODAY if he could so that you could not even protect your own family. I say, God take him quickly, the sooner the better.
What To Do About Teddy…
Today’s news that Senator Ted Kennedy has a malignant brain tumour is, if nothing else, a surprise. Although Kennedy is understandably keeping the details private, the diagnosis itself and the reactions of his Senate colleagues leaves little doubt bu….
Leave a reply