Carrot Top is Over 40 Years Old and Can CRUSH You

Carrot Top, (born Scott Thompson, February 25, 1965), is an entertainment anomaly. First making a name for himself as a prop comic, for a time he was the butt of everyone’s jokes. You’d find him popping up in random places (anyone else ever listen to his unlikely audio commentary on Rules of Attraction? I got through about 15 minutes of it before I started clawing at my wrists…)

Well, as it turns out, Carrot Top is NOT to be fucked with. No idea if it’s legit or the work of the roids, but there’s no way around it: Carrot Top could crush you.

He kinda looks like Chico’s most famous transsexual ice cream shop manager, Tedra.

scaaaary!

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