Black Lemurs Get Stoned On Millipede Venom

Dude you can’t make this kind of shit up. Black Lemurs in Madagascar hunt down Giant Millipedes, biting their head not hard enough to inflict mortal injuries, but just hard enough to coax the millipede into secreting its venomous juices, which the lemurs rub all over their bodies and get stoned as motherfuckers. Recreational zoopharmacognosy? Maybe Terrence McKenna was right!!111

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