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Madonna on 106 & Park
Author: Ms. Nickels1 May
Hey ladies and gentlemen, a joyous Mayday to you! The birds are twittering, the roses are blooming, and wait—what’s that noise? It’s a crunchy sound… Could it be??? Yes… I think it is! It’s the crumbling of a megastar’s musical credibility…
This Friday (May 2nd) you can watch your favorite richass popstar sell-out big on BET’s 106 & Park. Who could it be? Here’s some clues: she’ll be there promoting her new album Hard Candy, rappin’ with the hosts about what to expect in the next 50 years of her career, making them do dumb yoga poses with her, and most importantly, introducing the debut premiere of her single “4 Minutes” with Justin Timberlake, produced by Timbaland. Have you figured out who it is yet? Nope, not Rhianna. Not Beyonce. No, it’s Madonna, dude! And judging by the comments on XXL’s blog, the rap community isn’t exactly stoked that this 50-year-old white chick is reinventing herself on their turf.
Sorry, Madge, you’re just too successful for anyone to relate to you anymore. You should hold a free concert or something.
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3 Responses for "Madonna on 106 & Park"
[…] ok, I take back the mean things I said about Madonna being too rich for anyone to like her anymore. And her selling out to BET’s 106 & Park and recreating herself as a […]
Thanks so much for the cute cartoon and the laugh!
Can’t help thinkin’… Isn’t it great that Madonna is almost 50? Isn’t that what it’s REALLY all about? Don’t we all totally worship and idolize her for everything she is doing at 50?! I mean, my gawd! How fascinating is she, and at 50?! Performing in NY… While putting people out of their homes with her real-estate! That alone takes some talent! I heard she was dedicating songs to the fans that were sleeping in the streets. She should be!
Don’t ya ever feel like Guy Ritchie, sitting at home watching her dry-hump Justin around the stage? Don’t ya wish you could get some of THAT?!
Won’t it be great the day AFTER she’s DONE turning 50? We’re almost there… Please, someone get JT to stick a fork-in…
Is she almost DONE yet?? Then maybe her media will hopefully just shut-up… (But especially HER!) ; )
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