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Republicans trying to appeal to the general public, and absolutely failing. At least the Obama girl can kind of sing.

So while I was pretty happy with one of last Monday’s blogs (‘Tis The Season. My Top 10 favorite Jesus Jokes. Happy Easter Monday), in that it was pretty offensive AND timely, I totally missed out on repping my boy Brad Neely (and by “my boy,” I don’t mean to imply that we’re actually friends with one another. I’m just friends with his work).

Brad’s done some cool things (including recording his own audio track to the first Harry Potter movie, and touring arthouse theatres with it), and while his awesome single-cell animations on Creasedcomics.com should be referenced weekly, if not daily, his true genius shines through in the animated world on Superdelux.com.
Here’s what i should have led with last Easter Monday: The story of JESUS (aka, “Jesus F**king Christ”)

Some of these pranks are kind of lame, but you gotta give it to these guys…

Orkin Man! Watch out!

Pac Man Prank

Superman Gets Out Of Class

Quote of the day from Senator Clinton:

“Quitting now,” the senator from New York said today in Philadelphia, “would be as if Rocky Balboa had gotten halfway up those art museum steps and said, ‘Well, I guess that’s about far enough.”‘

“Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up. And neither do the American people,” Clinton said.

Senator, Rocky lost… to a black guy…  PLAYER OWWWWWWWWNED!

Somewhere in China, a turtle is smoking a cig. He started after picking up the smoldering butts Chinese owner Li Yun left in the garden. When he doesn’t get his fix, he gets turtley pissed off!!

“Whenever I smoke it lifts its head out of the water and stares.”

“If I don’t let it smoke, it swims around crazily, scratching the sides of its little pond. It won’t stop until I give it a cigarette and it bites the butt – you can see the tip glowing.”

“Within four minutes the cigarette’s gone.”

A local animal protection society says it wants to have words with Li at Kouqian, China.

A spokesman said: “If the turtle smokes voluntarily, there is little we can do – but we want him to stop making it public.”

Oops. Sorry.