No judgment here, but…

Winning comment on this video’s youtube page: “can you do one with a very big boobed girl” by Y2KHorny .

INTERNETZ!!!!!!

Check out what a brat this 7-year-old is! Lil homie stole g-ma’s car and went for a joy ride with his friend. He’s probably not going to do great things with his life…

Sounds like a cool band name, huh? Wrong, the Smiley Face Killers don’t rock, they kill… promising young college men.

April 29, 2008 — Two ex-NYPD detectives doggedly probing the drowning of two New Yorkers believe they were murdered by a nationwide gang of psychopathic serial killers who have drowned 39 other young men.

Retired Detectives Kevin Gannon and Anthony Duarte say Patrick McNeill, 20, a Fordham accounting major, was killed by what they are calling the Smiley Face Gang, which they say has struck in 25 cities in 11 states since 1997.

Smiley faces - some with horns - were drawn on walls at 22 of the crime scenes in five states: Ohio, Pennsylvania, Indiana, Wisconsin and Iowa. The paint, size and shape of the faces varied.

The victims in all the cases shared roughly the same profile: young men of college age who disappeared after a night of drinking, and drowned.

My friend just tried to make the point that shows like CSI are to blame. Um, no. That shit is TAME compared to the video games kids have access to these days. GTA4 just came out yesterday. PEW PEW PEW DIE MOTHER F*CKER DIE MOTHER F*CKER DIE!

Yep. Follow this link to hear former Chicago Cubs manager Lee Elia go off after a much maligned 5-14 start to the 1983 season.

Video Matt and his associate Parker, who looks amazingly like Tim from As I Lay Dying, went down to Sacramento last week to check out As I Lay Dying’s current tour. Along with the above interview, the boys also caught up with Misery Signals and August Burns Red, the results of which can be found currently on our bustling YouTube channel. They also hit up the line out front of the show to rap with some fans, which can be seen below:

With the passing of Swiss Chemist Albert Hoffman, the person who discovered the psychedelic drug widely known as acid, I immediately thought of another person who has helped move mankind forward with an explosion for thought expansion: Bill Hicks.

I’ve waxed philosophical on philosopher/standup comedian Bill Hicks many times in this blog, and I hope someone unfamiliar with his work has been turned on through my ramblings. Most people will be vaguely familiar with him through Tool.

Here’s a clip of Bill Hicks talking about LSD.

DEEEEEEP. No, feel it. Grok it man.