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	<title>Comments on: Portland High School Tells Kids To Shave Off Their Eyebrows Or Don&#8217;t Come Back</title>
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	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Sheilah Davis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sheilah Davis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Has Mark Porterfield ever heard of eyebrow pencils?</description>
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		<title>By: Ms. Nickels</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sometimes i think kids adopt these retarded fashion trends just to piss off school officials and trick them into enforcing even more retarded "solutions" such as shaving eyebrows off completely. A few kids are humiliated in the process, but hopefully the majority laughs at those who see lines in the eyebrows as gang threats. Oregon wants to legalize cheifing!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sometimes i think kids adopt these retarded fashion trends just to piss off school officials and trick them into enforcing even more retarded &#8220;solutions&#8221; such as shaving eyebrows off completely. A few kids are humiliated in the process, but hopefully the majority laughs at those who see lines in the eyebrows as gang threats. Oregon wants to legalize cheifing!</p>
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