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The Latest Craze in Online Dating

Published on April 25, 2008 by   ·   4 Comments

Bored with Match.com? Tired of the same ol’ faces at Chemistry.com? Trying to avoid those over-obsessive cougars at Lonelycheatingwives.com?

You’re in luck! www.meet-an-inmate.com has got your back. Browse through literally thousands of single men and women for FREE!

Take Stephen, for example:

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His subject heading reads as: “Size Matters!!!” Of course, there’s only one thing he could possibly be talking about, and he wants to put it on you.

His HEART, silly goose!

Lucky for you, he’s eligible for parole in 2010! Totally worth the wait.

Don’t worry guys, I haven’t forgot about you!

Meet the beautiful Brenda!

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Yes, she is a cougar, but she doesn’t let it go to her head. She prides herself on being a “world class ‘cuddler’” and loves to do “Sudoku’s.” Don’t miss this opportunity to bag a hottie! Her case is on appeal at the moment, so she might be coming to crash at your place sooner than you think! Just don’t leave her there alone!

The site is well-organized into male and female sections, both of which are then separated into age ranges! So simple, it should be illegal! Jump on it to find your soul-mate, then hurry up and wait for their release!

After all, distance does make the heart grow fonder…

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