Sometime in 2005 I made a journey to New Zealand. Most of the details of this trip are very irrelevant to the purpose of this post, so don’t mind as I skip to a certain story.

Me and a friend I was traveling with were hitch-hiking from Nelson Creek NZ (after visiting the Nelson Creek Skateboard factory) to a remote town also on the South Island of New Zealand. It was raining, damn hard and freaking cold. A kind, yet eccentric man pulled over and offered us a well-recieved ride. His car was packed, he could barely fit our bags, let alone us and our damp fabrics. He strongly expressed that he would normally never pick up a hitch-hiker, but that this time he had some sort of hunch that we were American.

It didn’t take me long to label him as your run-of-the-mill conspiracy nut, filled with facts, fears and rationalizations about the government. But as time went on intellect and genius began to peak through his fact-less arguments. He talked heavily about the health care scam, false prophecies, the world bankers’ scam and New Orleans (which had happened 5-6 weeks earlier). He explained how humans were to be sorted into categories once martial law took place; green for the fully impressioned (zombies), yellow for those who needed further conditioning (the sell-outs) and red, those who would be a ‘danger’ to society and would need to be terminated (the revolutionaries). After that bit I was sure the guy was crazy, and nothing really sunk in until he made a certain direct prophecy, one that stuck with me all these years.

He predicted that the United States was going to ‘kill’ a spy satellite, and this event would somehow cause a conflict with Russia, thus starting a major conflict, such as a nuclear war. He also said this would happen Early 2008.


Well if only you could see my face when I read this article just now, about the ‘dysfunctional’ Spy Satellite that the Navy is going to shoot down this Wednesday (4-23-2008). And then when I figured out they would be doing this at pretty much the same time of a lunar eclipse, a natural phenomenon with intense symbolic implication, I nearly shit my already dampened pants. Consider for a moment The System’s uncanny knack for esoteric astrology and sacred geometry (such as Washington DC being laid out within a sea of Satanic Symbolism, or our Gregorian calendar being an incredibly inaccurate form of time measurement created for tax seasons). It was these uncanny characteristics that brought importance to the fact that an unorthodox military mission was to occur during an important astrological event, an event typically associated with chaos.

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Generally I would keep these type of findings to myself, because they come and go, and are wrong or have no evidence 99.99999969% of the time (they could also theoretically result in my assassination). But this time, it hit too close to home. Let’s all hope I am utterly wrong and everything goes fine with this ‘Satelite Mission.’ However, in the event this anonymous, nutty man was right, then let’s all agree he was one psychic mother fucker or at least ome freemason gone a-wall. What am I talking about? If he was right, we are all dead come Wednesday!

So, before you start a riot or start kicking me in the balls with defamatory comments, please allow me to do some fact checking and clarification of my stance on the subject. It is very unlikely this random prophecy has any merit at all. The photo below illustrates the path of the missile and the estimated position of the satellite. When examining it, we see that it is difficult, if not impossible, for the missile or the satellite to hit Russia. Another thing is Russia’s involvement with the world. When was the last time Russia caused any problems? If anything, this prophecy would make more sense if it were North Korea, or even worse, China that we ’caused a conflict with.’ But even with these nominees, the missile’s line-of-fire simply doesn’t line up.

So then, what’s the point of this wasteful, fact-less post?

Well, in the rare event that it happens, (and by rare I mean 0.00000014%) this post could help prove that this was no accident, or that maybe there is more afoot. Imagine if Lee Harvey Oswald would have blogged some important details about the assassination of JFK before it happened, would that not have shed some light on the case? Yes, yes, apples and oranges, but the implication is the same. Not only that, but it’s also an interesting story. A story that has shown no relevance up until an hour ago when I started writing this post, and one that will probably never display any relevance, ever again. (unless if I am right)

Anyways, it’s freaking late. Have a Great Nuclear Holocaust! (just kidding.)

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