19 Apr
Try not to pee your pants, boys… I present to you the Alton Truck Company Ford F-650 SUV. For $200k you, too, can have this bigass tank.
Ain’t she a beaut? 7 doors, Caterpillar 7.2L C7 ACERT engine with 230 hp and 660 lb.-ft. of torque. Hardwood floors, custom captain’s chairs, wireless computer stations and a 42-inch plasma TV inside. F*CKWITHIT!
Tags: acert engine | alton truck | caterpillar 7.2l | f650 | ford f-650
2 Responses for "The F650"
One question. Who needs any of that? That thing is stupid. I mean, gas is $3.80/gal (probably $4 now!) and that thing probably can’t get more than 3 miles to the gallon. Sure, if you are loaded, and want to prove to everyone that you are a wasteful, polluting, egotistical jack-ass, go ahead and f*ckwitit. My bike pwns that shit any day of the week, even sunday.
that’s the point of making the truck, no one ever needs any of it, and neither does anyone need a bike. Besides eating, sleeping, and breathing, everything else is a luxury, so you can take that bike and that fake ego-friendly attitude of yours and shove it. If you think you shouldn’t wasteful, or make any pollution, don’t own a bike, a car, or whatever it is that makes you talk like a douche.
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