Heather Mills

Heather Mills gets a lot of flack. It’s probably warranted. In her bitter divorce battle with ex-husband/Beatle Paul McCartney, Mills was awarded $48.6 million, which equates to over $12 million per year of marriage. That wasn’t enough for her, though, so the two are slogging it out in court.

Things are getting so bad, that Mills admits she dumped a jug of water over the head of McCartney’s lawyer, Fiona Shackleton.

“Mrs. Shackleton said something under her breath so I cleansed and baptized her,” Mills said. “I thought she looked fantastic — I thought it did her the world of good.”

It’s hard to feel sympathetic for such a creature, but did anyone ever stop to think that maybe living with McCartney wasn’t all it was cracked up to be? Maybe the guy’s a tool. Mills tried to say something nice, though, extending an olive branch of sorts to McCartney’s future love interests.

“Well I think he’s got three different girlfriends so I wish all the girls the best of luck,” she said.

Okay…maybe she is a bitch.

Tags: divorce | Heather Mills | Paul McCartney

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