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Why Patrick Ewing (Jr.) Wins At Life
Author: Dallas VonKillbot7 Apr
Remember the Dream Team? Yea, the best team ever assembled for any sport in history… that one. Those guys were legit. Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, Magic Johnson, Karl Malone, Patrick Ewing, Larry Bird and the greatest white man to ever play any sport, Chris Mullin, all packed on one team? Hell yea.
Where are they all now? Jordan is selling underwear with Cuba Gooding Jr., Malone is probably a mailman in Utah, and Barkley is a mediocre announcer for TNT or something like that. Luckily, Ewing managed to do something completely spectacular off the court, which was using his potent man-seed to make a badass son.
Patrick Ewing Jr., the 6′8 Georgetown forward, completely owned at the 2008 College Dunk Contest. Its actually possible that the only person that could have beat him in the contest was his own dad (who, as of today, was enshrined to the NBA Hall of Fame). In honor of this great basketball family, check out the 2008 dunk/ a Patrick Ewing montage.
Oh, no. We don’t have the legal written consent of the National Basketball League. We’re rebels like that.
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One Response for "Why Patrick Ewing (Jr.) Wins At Life"
Nice post. Ewing was the man, but even in his prime, he couldn’t get as nasty with it as his son got on that dunk. Ewing had like one move: the turnaround fade away jumper. But he was good at it. And he also had the best flat-top hairdo of all time.
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