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Pictures have been discovered. Pictures of Matt Leinart. He’s out drinking… He’s got a beer bong… He’s in the hot tub with…four women.

Alert the media. Sound the air raid. Get Homeland Security on the horn. Call the army and tell them to redeploy our troops from Iraq to Arizona. Get down on your hands and knees and pray to the Lord Almighty. And for Christ’s sake; somebody better get a hold of Sean Salisbury.

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